News Thread 64 - Max Headline

Continuing the discussion from Every Extend Extra! Extra! (News Thread) - #2041 by Rudie.

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News Thread 64

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Front Page Mission
Jumping News Flash
Deus Exposé

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Amazing Paperboy Delivers

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Just a bunch of old people talking bout video game news, folks

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I really like this one let’s keep this one on deck for the next news thread

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the next news thread, in 2128, after the fourth video game crash and 38 console generations

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Max Headline

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in honor of the last news update posted in the old news thread:

Duke News’em Forever

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Honestly I hadn’t thought about it in years and I found an old mirror of it yesterday when making that post, and it’s so much worse than I remember it. such a notably awful blend of edgelord homophobia and neoliberal cringe. I guess a lot of internet humor was like that back then, outside of a few notable exceptions.

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Quoting to bring this incredible news to the new thread.

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well, that sure is Unreal Engine

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how is this better looking than DNF

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wonder if they ever had a vision of an enemy variety or encounter composition that would make effective use of a weapon arsenal that broad and wacky

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because it would of been played on a crt

Also mods can we unpin and pin old and new news threads?

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nah

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