Star Trek Thread 3: The Search for Snout

I cannot possibly prepare you for Nemesis. You have my sympathies.

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Vodselbt I know we have fun here with our jests and japes, our chills and spills, but just know that I am always here no matter what happens in this wild and crazy life to talk (specifically about how fucking awful Star Trek: Nemesis is). I’m always gonna be here for you (for that purpose specifically).

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I am gonna need friends when I step into the post-Nemesis world. And it’s good to know you of all posters are there waiting to greet me on the other side Mothra. Thank you.

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I will be here to convince you that it’s good, actually

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Nemesis is a good film if you’re 11 years old (that was me).

I think if you lack any kind of emotional connection to tng and its characters it works purely on the basis of tom hardy’s performance, like I think nemesis is better than rise of Skywalker as a disappointing final franchise entry bc TROS is both a failure as a film and as a star wars media, Nemesis is primarily a failure as a star trek but still has some redeeming qualities as a film

They are also comparable as the slimiest, most deliberately abject entries in their respective franchises

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I dare ye to name one good thing that happens in Nemesis!!!

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@iguferon, @daphaknee and I are starting up a Star Trek Adventures game! If anyone’s interested, see below:

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god. nemesis was horrible. fortunately we are unfortunately surrounded by equally misguided Trek stuff these days so it will be easy enough to roll it under the same rug that I put Picard and Disco. the compartmentalization work has already happened and I can just go on living. apologies to those who were there when it came out, apologies for this franchise 9/11.

But yes bitch it’s time to watch DS9 now

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FUCK okay you win this round.

we better get to watch this guys movie

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Ok I just paid the eBay price for this as a Christmas present to myself. Recommended honestly because this set rules. Really solid, too. If you threw this at someone’s head at ramming speed you could do some damage.

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Got something similar as a gift for christmas too

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“Defiant to Deep Space Nine. Sisko here. Happy Holidays”.

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My older brother has received a sexy Seven in Catsuit ornament for his Star Trek Shimp subtree:

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Nice! Somehow the only Enterprise I have is the First Contact one (the E?), but I’ve got the Defiant, the Voyager, the TNG-style Romulan ship and the movie style Klingon ship. I am super jealous of that All Good Things future Enterprise! I had no idea they even made that.

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spock no hands pissing into the wilderness, liberated

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