Dear Brian Number Two, today i played Super Smash Bros Brawl. For lunch i ate POISON!!! good luck with the website
im mad that courier crisis: the saga of the modern fatalist (psx, 1997) is a road rash-style delivery kusoge instead of a xenogears-style jrpg full of proper nouns and sparknotes philosophy summaries about an anime mailman who kills god with a bicycle, or at least the replacement title for death stranding
Should have made it more Crisis Coreier
Crisis Courier
Radical Bikers arcade machine.
this nexus point in history
i think about skarlet from mortal kombat 11 and how much i liked her initial hairstyle before they changed it to something longer and blargh.
i want to play MK11. :\
To this day anytime somebody mentions a mini-fridge my brain thinks of this gamerspace from 2006.
did he repaint the walls and shit when the xbox one came out?
“hee hee i call this the x-bone zone now hee hee”
The low suspended ceiling, the lighting, the checkerboard floor, the itchy polyester looking chairs, it’s a treasure trove of nightmare interiors
I‘m literally in awe
‘A hero desires a sword, and a sword desires truth!’
this video is constantly playing in my head
that menacing bass rumble! I kept expecting a jump scare
Or, perhaps more likely these days Telltale’s ___: The Arcade Game and you can save your progress on a magnetic card like with the old Derby Owner’s Club games and such.
“prepare to visit several places!”
[lists places]
I remember playing a SMW hack back in the early 2000s that, for some reason, had an earnest 9/11 tribute in it – IIRC there was a whole world on the world map that resembled the twin towers, and the text after beating the boss was dedicated to those who had perished or something like that.
the hack had you playing as a bob-omb
EDIT: Found it. It’s called Rob-Omb’s Quest
I really love what that site does to your mouse cursor!
Oh shit the theme song now is stuck in my head damn you