PICHU!
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MISTER GAME AND WATCH!
announcer saying “ganondorf” after asking the voice director, “what the fuck is this word? cannondwarf?” and being told how to say “ganondorf”.
MAAAIIYOOOOO
i often think about the name of the town in parasite eve 2, which i often mistake as “dirtfield”, and am always amused until i eventually at some point recall it’s “dryfield” or something, which doesn’t amuse me as much. i guess calling a place “dirtfield” would really be setting a town up for success.
commands for gamers


going to make this the 404 page on dreamcast at some point.
i played too litle of the timed demo (i went to give food to my dogs, then helped family with groceries) to talk on videogames i played, but my mind keep remebering the protagonist name of Paradise Killer that is:
LADY LOVE DIES
Doctor Doom Jazz is my favorite subgenre of music.
heres two videogame things i just learned that im going to be thinking about a lot from now on
first is that when you perform a visceral attack, use a blood vial, etc in Bloodborne, anything where your character appears to dematerialize their weapon back into hammerspace, the game actually just shrinks your weapon down to tiny size for the length of the animation
(pic is from a stream which is why that bloathead guy is superimposed over the foreground)
i learned this from a comment on this (spoilers for an obscure dark souls 3 side quest i guess)
https://twitter.com/ZullieTheWitch/status/1273250903659773955?s=20
During the betrothal ceremony, Anri’s helmet is set aside and their face is covered with a cloth. How, in this moment, did the developers decide to obscure Anri’s actual head? Did they model the cloth to fit over it? Or maybe model mask the head to be invisible? Nope, tiny head.

tiny head/big body/fucked up dimensions modes were the best thing about sports games back in The Day. i think all games, regardless of genre, if they use 3d models, should have a way to fuck with the proportions of the characters for a good time.
I turned on big head mode in House of the Dead 2 on the dreamcast without knowing how I did it, and it was the most exciting thing
where the hell are all the -modes at in 2020, come on!!
David Byrne little-head big-suit mode then pls
True Stories VR.
Is art art? 
art is anal




