oh, absolutely
of all the great repetitive voice clips in games,
this is the crunchiest, nuttiest, saltiest, chewiest
oh, absolutely
of all the great repetitive voice clips in games,
this is the crunchiest, nuttiest, saltiest, chewiest
Hot damn. I thought I’d never forget about that but here I had completely forgotten about it.
Why it never come up in games are art brouhaha?
everyone is too scared
Critics need to celebrate Satan’s fat hog
The lesson of Dante’s Inferno is that the sexiest titties are dead lady titties
(book and game)
when visceral closed, the people who brought to life baphomet’s thick pipe were scattered to the winds and now they could be putting that devil dick in any game and we would never know
if you live for 1000 seconds in devil daggers satan comes out to show you how thick his meat stick is
the one idle guard dialog in dishonored that’s like
This is just ridiculous! Stupid plague. Rats. Elixir. Buncha crap.
First person mod for Max Payne 1 that just put the camera into Max’s head. Look down, see his whole body, including the way he carries the gun down at waist height. Fire, the gun pops up to kind of eye level sort of. Common architectural features like cabinets weirdly disproportionate. Made me realize how much trickery goes into making an avatar look correct next to stuff versus a disembodied cameraperson in your average FPS, and, in turn, how a TPS was not just a FPS with a slightly different perspective but rather an entirely distinct mechanical gameform.
“Funfrock, you suck big time, and I’m gonna take you out, and I don’t mean for pizza”
this perfect musical cue
This quote from the disbarred anti-videogame attorney Jack Thompson:
You know, there are sociopaths everywhere. Some of them are in government, some of them are at TakeTwo. In fact, we got a bunch of sociopaths in Edinburgh, Scotland, sittin’ around in kilts sippin’ their single malt whiskey spreading racial, hurtful stereotypes in this country.

OH MY GOD
I HAVE HEARD SO MANY PEOPLE SAY THIS BUT IVE NEVER HEARD THE ACTUAL CLIP!
related: how obious Killzone 2 makes it that you’re just a guncamera floating at chest level
This is high on the list of references I make that nobody around me even recognizes are references.
When I’m actually drinking rye, Boos Myller’s voice is in my head constantly.