Things like sport, including the standard NATO color codes making sure the Reds will always be the enemy.
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That Capcom/the people involved in the Resident Evil CGI movies decided to reuse Jill Valentineās R3make model for Death Island despite the fact that the two stories are more than a decade and a half apart, meaning they were conveniently forced to come up with a canon reason why Jill conveniently doesnāt look forty. I know itās perfectly on brand for Capcom, and that itās not even the first time the series has done this bullshit, but dammit, it bugs more than the usual Japanese flavor of sexist ageism. That itās Jillās first post-RE5 appearance in forever (in part because Capcom considers women older than 35 to be worse than any zombie) in a film thatās ostensibly focused on her, just adds salt to the wound. You can design a hot 40-year-old Jill, Capcom! I believe in you!
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And I was really liking the way they aged up Claire Redfield in Revelations 2. I bet they could make a really cool older woman if they werenāt like this.
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If they made a Kirbyās Dream Course using the engine from Forgotten Land and included the big mouth mode stuff I would probably shid with joy, Iād even buy a new console for it if I had to
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the difference between āsauce faceā and āsoy sauce faceā
Will the PS6 let me download and play my PS3 games.
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They called it Final Fantasy because square was going to go under if it didnāt make a profit then after the fifteenth game nearly destroyed the company they made a sequel to it.
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This will be the sixteenth time we made a video game to destroy this company and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
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in 2010 peace walkerās climax was total schlock but now i would completely believe a CIA station chief had made an āAIā based on anecdotes about, idk, patton that presses the red button for them
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Patton is an extremely funny Zenigata/Javert figure and is underused in speculative fiction imo
I still think there should be slashfic involving Pattonās ghost and Nixon
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the last thing remotely like that i can remember in a game was reagan in the new colossus
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does it really need it though?
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ONE OF MY CLOSE COWORKERS HAS PLAYED Neopets: The Darkest Faerie BEFORE ANDIT BLEW MY MIND AND I WILL BE THINKING OF IT FOR A LONG TIME
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from 2013 to 2015 hideo kojima was personally cutting amvs of his games for trade shows
theyāre assembled from cutscenes and b-roll from vertical slices cut to a pop song which produces the awkward amv cut-choice effect of filling time to the beat against the original flow of the scene (now a publisher would get the terrible trailer dubstep remixed to the clips they have instead)
the gdc 2013 and e3 2014 trailers also have that most amv of traits: very literal lyric theming
When you built a shell, built an army in your mind
You canāt sit still and you donāt like hanging around the crowd
They donāt understand
We are not your kind of people
Speak a different language
We see through your lies
We are not your kind of people
Wonāt be cast as demons
Creatures you despise
for a moment in the gdc/garbage trailer (around 2:08) i get a note of remedyās pop music sensibility. thatās a beautiful slow-motion car crash
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iām like 95% sure that itās lakitu, not toad
i learned the name lakitu (1) during a time that my brain uncritically retained all information (2) did not flag words with their language of origin. ālakituā is stored alongside the names of family members and old pets. there was a time in which everything seemed salient just because it was happening. how much of aging is developing perceptual filters. should i have an acid phase.
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this is exactly what iām saying!!!
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it canāt be fucking toad because TOAD IS DRIVING A CAR
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