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this sounds like a total clusterfuck. they’ve already been on set shooting second unit stuff while they waited for a new director to basically hop on a train that’s already moving and momoa and larson’s schedules are built around all their superhero stuff so who knows how the delay is gonna affect that. if i put my brain outside of the idea that this is a movie that i want to see, from a film production standpoint, i find this fascinating

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it was just days ago I was high off finally seeing f9 to this

If I had the chance to think about this for a bit I definitely would’ve guessed Louis Leterrier would do this. Silver lining… maybe Omar Sy will show up eventually?

the fast and furious series should introduce taylor kitsch as a new skyline loving character named Ryan O’Donner

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I had to look him up and I always think this guy is Timothy Olyphant

We started watching Deadwood recently and I honestly can’t tell which of them it is in that show

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I saw this on Tumblr and it reminded me of that scene in 2F2F where Bryan and Roman are racing through traffic to prove themselves to Verone

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Rumor is Momoa is playing Fast Five Baddie’s son and Larson is Mr. Nobody’s daughter . Family!


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heaven and hell baby

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i truly have forgotten how many celebrities this franchise has collected over the years

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https://twitter.com/THR/status/1623878439701970945

time to send vin my pitch for fast11 about driving a gt40 backwards into hell to bring back paul walker

it’s true though vin is someone who does the kind of things only jesus christ could do:

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no notes.

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would it be insulting of me to compare Fast X to The Lord of the Rings

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Insulting to Fast X maybe

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Waiting for doolittle to tell me how bad the new one is before I see it

I’m caught up and f9 was miserable so I’m not really excited for this. like I get that they put the good writer on Hobbs and shaw but everyone was acting like they’re mad at eachother IRL. like it’s a 20th anniversary movie but no one’s happy to be there? they also used the magnet way too much

in that recent interview with vin and tyrese

oh i should have linked it

https://twitter.com/pugmane/status/1659069911988051969

at least they’re super loving on eachother so maybe that energy will come back. but if I don’t like this one (or if they retcon gal godots death) I’m just not gonna bother with a fucking TRILOGY. it’s getting way too quippy and marvel pilled (that invincibility conversation to get referenced at the end was stupid as fuck), the only way they could have got away with charleze therons awful bowl cut (only Sharon stone in the 90s is allowed thst hair and she still doesn’t do bowl bangs all the way around) is if mr nobody made a joke about how he picks her hairstyle cuz she’s in custody and it’s punishment

speaking of that character I loved fate of the furious (would have been a great last movie) but whenever charleze Theron tries to say something evil it’s some nonsense about primitive mans evolutionarily survival traits being stupid or the literal sentence ‘why live your life a quarter mile at a time when you could live your whole life that way’ UM FUCKING EXCUSE ME WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

the music was never good but the inspiring church rap with on the nose lyrics needs to fucking stop

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this is the reason I watch vin diesel movies tbh

I’ve got an entire spreadsheet of vin diesel quotes that I pull out whenever I’m playing my character Vim Biodiesel in @scratchmonkey’s cyberjank game.

Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to eat candy from trees

It’s really bizarre because no one knows this, but elephants have killed more animal trainers than any other animal.

I have dangerous bones in my body

This is what I love about vin diesel.

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