vin diesel didnt say it though. its funny when he does it (like the original catchphrase line that she ‘riffed’ on). it was meant to be like some insane supervillian im gonnna turn you line like OH MY GOD WHOAAAA but. it just. is nothing
also every single quote you posted is like, something clever, theres a joke in there. the sentence that pissed me offwas just really really bad writing and it sticks out horribly
Oh yeah, that’s totally fair I just wanted to post about the beautiful poetry of Vin
it was really hilarious when i heard the corona line for the first time in the movie i had no idea that was something he actually said and shit like that was wonderful
i guess there werent any moments like that in f9 either. god what a fucking deflated balloon of a movie franchise
I choose to believe for personal reasons that every friend group needs an insanely boring milquetoast white guy to be the glue and so the F&F series started to tank when Paul Walker died
ohhhhh the way they did the HES ON HIS WAY at the end of f9 and THEN RETREAD oh its his blue skyline again driving up to the fucking driveway cheapening when they did the thing with his brother that made me BAWL MY EYES OUT THAT MOVIE WAS SO SAD. WHEN THEY WERE ON THE BEACH WATCHING PAUL WALKER AND THEN ITD CUT BACK TO THEM TALKING ABOUT HIM AND IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY RECORDED IT AFTER HE DIED AHHHH. SO TOUCHING!!! it really makes sense why theres so many cars dedciated to him in forza games holy shit. in f9 they should have just said ‘hes on his way’ and ended the movie. like i think its really sweet that in the story they’re keeping him alive because he just loves jumping off of dangerous things too much, so they gotta keep him safe as a stay at home dad, but the way they drew it OUT in f9 was angering
another thing that sucks about these movies is they keep introducing more characters and it is like statistically impossible to not have any fucking queermos show up, or to have no one come out. and the more and more 100 percent straight characters they introduce the more and more it feels like they just dont really want gay or trans people gaying up this movie with gay POLLLITIICS do they? and that sucks
OH ALSO michelle rodriguez should have been vins sister the whole time and he could have still had the whole baby momma drama play out exactly the same way. they HAVE chemistry but its not couple chemistry, its bro chemistry. then make michelle rodriguez gay
I haven’t seen the last few and literally thought Michelle was his sister lol. I guess I forgot it was the white lady that Walker banged, that was the whole conflict in the first movie wasn’t it
I thought 7 and 8 were dogshit and 9 was good. definitely the weaker one compared to 5 and 6 cause of series accumulated cruft but still up there.
agree but i was gonna go on your word for X. guess it’s time to go to church
haha yeah i loved 7 and 8. I GUESS THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE
parker do you like better luck tomorrow i think it’s canon
Yeah
Between dwayne johnson, gal godot, and that ufc terf lady, they had so many right wing actors in the franchise and I am certain this has something to do with it
speaking of
The cover of this zine is literally what my character did in scratch’s game when he couldnt get to his muscle car tuktuk hybrid, amazing that I am not the only person who thought vin should magically transform into a car
sucks for them, the movies are extremely homoerotic anyway
“i didn’t know he was into american muscle”
“he was when he was rolling with me”
is this a production of catalina video
to say nothing of michelle rodriguez’s fight scenes my god
thats exactly why it gets more and more and more frustrating for me cuz like. theres all this homoerotic energy and they just SNATCH IT FROM YOU. like you really believe hobbs and shaw are gonna smooch (the way they smile at eachother talking about how they’re gonna ‘kick eachothers asses’ under that car??? COME ON!!!)! then they RESET everything for a non canon spinoff and its just fucking annoying (i still liked hobbs and shaw a bunch it was just so stupid that they had to fight in the beginning, again, all those incongruencies were super noticable and i usually dont care about consistency in that way)
like let them be fucking gay. i get that fast and furious is like anime but NOT LIKE THIS
yeah! even XXX return of xander cage had gay ladies like come on
Already saw a spoiler for X and lol. Gal Godot
i kind of lost interest in this series once i realized they were never going to follow through and bring the rest of the better luck tomorrow cast into the Family.