CliffyBâs studio is kaput.
and at a time when epic somehow has the most popular video game in the history of humanity. whoops.
I didnât realise he wasnât still at Epic tbh
No tears for the rich
I mean obviously 50 DKP plus for using Andrew but you stopped literally right at the best part of the god damn song guys
Nintendo isnât making a new F-Zero because theyâre mad that their grand master plan to make F-Zero into a huge franchise blew up in their face
do you remember the F-Zero anime?
EXACTLY
I do
no one remembers anything about the show other than FALCON PUNCH, a widely distributed clip easily taken out of context
the fact that the entire show got subbed is a miracle but no one is going to sit down and watch 50 episodes of Nintendo bullshit, a thing Iâve heard even Japanese F-Zero fans wonât even do
star fox fucking sucks, letâs be real. itâs some true Z list shit, why do we keep trying to bring it back every 5 years in different hands.
like star fox 64 was a pretty decent game, but every other game in the series is trash and there is nothing about the ugly characters or their stupid stories that anyone could possibly give a shit about, and thatâs taking into consideration that fucking weird fan made tv pilot thing
Star Fox Assault is good if you squint hard and turn you neck to the side
People hate, hate, fucking hate the on-foot stuff but those levels are incredibly good when you realize you have to be racking up as fat a chain as possible and you get into a thing where youâre constantly zipping from objective to objective and switching from on foot to vehicles and speeding around the map and keeping that combo meter full
Damn shame only one level really gets to that but itâs amazing to play when everything lines up
I didnât ask for it but okay Iâll take it.
SNES StarFox is great.
The idea of caring about the fiction though is just. I mean I guess it was Intro to Furriedom for SNES kids who didnât have a Genesis?
whatâs not to like, they got metal prosthetic legs to deal with g-forces draining the blood down to their feet
Stalker 2 got announced which is extra exciting after that group of ex-stalker devs got me excited only to reveal they were making stalker PUBG
I could do without the magic hand powers. But otherwise-----looks pretty good. And Im assuming it will use Vulcan on PC. Another big game for Vulcan is a great thing.
no
Several times today Iâve excitedly opened a Kickstarter update to learn the game is delayed to 2019 
delay everything except DDD and Barkley 2