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Hmm, I’ll play it because Link Between Worlds was good although I’m not sure about this either

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the best thing about Link’s Awakening is that it IS super cute, with a dark undertone.

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I realize it’s not reasonable for me to expect the game to be monochrome and yet

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More like ASTRAL LAME

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Cutesy style seems perfect to contrast the second-bleakest Zelda ever.

Also: HOLY SHIT LINK’S AWAKENING REMAKE

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I got the itch to play ff9 again and it’s out on switch today

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I’m gonna burn my house down, that’s how excited I am about Mario Maker 2

I’m gonna start a god-damned riot

I want this game now

I haven’t been this entitled for a game since Donkey Kong 64

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is tetris battle royale like, 100 pieces fall from a plane and you must all work together to no longer exist

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i dunno if it was just me but did it look like you weren’t using touch controls on Mario Maker 2? it looked like stick controlled cursors doing things, along with those item dropping wheels. i read somewhere that the Switch’s touch screen is pretty weak compared to the Wii U pad so maybe that’s why a port of the first one wouldn’t work

either way i’m pumped for it

the Wii U touchscreen was total garbage, I don’t think that can be right

I bet it supports both since you can’t use the touchscreen docked. They likely wanted to show off that they have a better controller interface if you only want to play docked.

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I dunno, that Disney party game looked kinda lit.

No Animal Crossing?

if a thousand people all set cars on fire when the eagles win it’s fine, but if i set one measly car on fire because i’m hype about mario maker 2 all the sudden i’m a criminal? what the fuck america

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Also, Bloodstained looked really bad.

Where’s the water potion button?

I am all on board. Give me these dumb action figures that do silly things when you press buttons. I am starved for anime action games so thankfully I have this and DMC5 to look forward to this year.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s an option to make everything pea-green

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love the graphics but that’s because i love tiny things and this zelda… teeny tiny

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It looks like an old clay Nintendo Power cover and to me that is very good.

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We interrupt this Nintendo news stream to bring you a different thing

I would hope the voiceover isn’t quite so prevalent in the actual game.

was that Keiichi Okabe doing the music for Astral Chain?

also it’s about dang time the best Zelda got an update