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#3910

Games were a mistake.

#3911

Iā€™d actually really like to see the original Japanese for what Shimbori said.

#3912

I hope they integrate this into the difficulty ranks as well:

  • light sexism
  • normal sexism
  • professional sexism (unlocked after beating normal sexism)
  • give me dead or alive
#3913

Iā€™m too young to sexism
hey, not too sexist
sexism me plenty
ultra sexism
sexist nightmare

#3914

The defining innovation of the next decade of gaming will be a ā€œsexismā€ slider tucked into the settings menu right between ā€œinvert y-lookā€ and the blood splatter toggle.

#3915

dead or alive 2 had that

#3916

The only real deciding ingredient in the alchemy of game development is finally ā€œcontinuity of franchise maintenanceā€

#3917

Could a collection of Nintendo Individuals assemble Good Game under This Name? Unpossible! They need Name for Many Try to build up Big Steam!

#3918

Fucked up that gabe newell stole the copyright on building steam from Nintendo and now they can never again have to the tools to develop the Good Gams :frowning:

#3919

Sounds like it was through a live interpreter so thereā€™s probably no record of it. This is why live interpretation is a real difficult tightrope act. The interpreter used the contextually appropriate word ā€œsexistā€ since thatā€™s what the conversation was about, and it came out with sharp, undiplomatic implications. And this is videogames, now imagine how tough it is to interpret at the UN

#3920

i wasnā€™t saying it was good itā€™s just that there was literally no way nintendo didnā€™t end up doing something like this because their internal development processes are A Certain Way

they clearly have no idea what they want to do to and they couldnā€™t even be bothered to internally develop a remake of one of their own games

like even the idea of the way mp4 was weird because it was just saying Hereā€™s Proof Weā€™ve Got Thing You Like

#3921

Please Applaud Weā€™re Giving You The Metroids You Liked Back

#3922
#3923

Yeah sorry count me as someone who still has faith in Retro, and if Nintendo felt so badly about their progress that they straight up handed over the reins I donā€™t think thereā€™s some unreleased revelation sitting on a hard drive in Japan.

#3924

certainly if a game is canceled but development continues I think itā€™s almost always that the game wasnā€™t very good

#3925

I canā€™t believe other m was almost ten years ago

#3926

Prime 3 sucked so much

#3927

Counterpoint: Prime 3 was good actually.

#3928

counter counter- Prime 3 was super forgettable and the only thing i remember about it was seeing a side by side comparison of Samusā€™ helmet-less face at the end of all 3 Primes and noticing how worse it got as it went on

#3929

I always forget how unbelievably well they made that reveal work in the first one

she looked Right