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I love that this game about trying to drag your shitty car to the finish line against extremely aggressive AI and realistic damage modeling now lets you do so in the snow

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bahahahahaha this is what the title screen looks like now

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There are currently FIVE SNK Pop Up Shops in Tokyo. That Chinese Company that owns SNK has to be gunning for something.

Anyways among the things on offer are

Paper MVS cabinets filled with candy
Geese Howard Soy Sauce
A cool ass jacket I can’t find

Oh the SNK online shop has a fukubukuro hmmmmm.

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Edit: Reading the description on the itch page makes this seem way less interesting. Oh well. Catchy tune in the trailer :musical_note:

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I am way too into the HUD-on-hands move

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I am waaay into this

Ubiquitous melee is an A+ move


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Where can anyone see the original or am I missing a gag here

The “Available: January 5, 2019 (currently remastering)” leads me to believe that it’s a farce, sort of like how certain Coen Bros. movies tell you they’re “true stories”.

yeah it’s part of the game’s schtick

Whoa, an Another Worldalike

This trailer ran during the game awards but I haven’t seen any mention of it here. It seems neat!

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i agree but also i was hoping for heavier slashing animations. ‘bat idly at countless enemies with your monstrous claws’ doesn’t have the same ring though i guess

Stereo Lovers has to be a riff on Studio Killers right

Oh wow Exodemon’s like a Metroid Prime demake

The hand bob and shooting animations are keyed with identical timing to the Metroid Prime ones, and you can even see it in the level design elements (the tubes and circular layouts) and some of the synth instruments

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not sure how much I like hand-bob with no view-bob

not like I’m a big view-bob fan or w/e though but

Just kinda makes it seem like you’re gliding through them corridors doing a furtive charleston or something

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I wonder where my baby hid the red key

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