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toups · December 13, 2018, 4:35pm

sonic is NOT a friend to cops

doolittle · December 13, 2018, 4:40pm

I hope it’s like Point Break/F&F in that the cop is inspired by Sonic’s life and their budding bromance to break bad and leave the force.

VastleCania · December 13, 2018, 6:10pm

Father.Torque · December 13, 2018, 6:30pm

That isn’t Chris Pratt? Fuuuuuuck

I had this experience waiting in line at CVS the other day, all the Just For Men hair color boxes were lined up next to each other and I was like, jesus. These fuckin white guys are absolutely identical

vikram · December 13, 2018, 6:34pm

How is that not Chris Pratt??

VastleCania · December 13, 2018, 6:49pm

apparently it’s james marsden aka jimmy mars aka

i feel very validated by the confusion

vikram · December 13, 2018, 7:57pm

I’m pretty sure the artist googled james marsden, but got a picture of chris pratt and didn’t know the difference

shrug · December 13, 2018, 11:49pm

james marsden looks like he was drawn by mark schultz to fight a giant trilobite with a bowie knife underwater

LWJoestar · December 13, 2018, 11:51pm

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shrug · December 13, 2018, 11:52pm

yeah that’s what I said

shrug · December 13, 2018, 11:52pm

I mean have you tried reading Xenozoic Tales lately?

BLUE_BLACK_PURPLE · December 14, 2018, 1:10am

No but have you tried typing with boxing gloves on?

shrug · December 14, 2018, 3:33am

yulsdklnll;sdonksd

u_u · December 14, 2018, 7:16am

furry human legged movie sonic is beautiful and i will embrace his reign

BLUE_BLACK_PURPLE · December 14, 2018, 8:06am

I watched some more gameplay of Gris and oh boy, the pretentiousness is palpable. I guess it can still be beautiful and sincere to some people but I was put off by it pretty hard. I mean I just heard good things about it and it was recommended but I don’t know, might not be for me what these guys from Spain cooked up there

BustedAstromech · December 14, 2018, 9:02am

I’m worried about that, too, because I really really want to like this but I know that will make me too angry to enjoy it.

Felix · December 15, 2018, 2:56am

not sure what specifically is making this not scan as too twee for my tastes but it looks great and I’m gonna try it

Broco · December 15, 2018, 3:59am

It scans like Pokemon, and Pokemon isn’t twee for some reason. I still can’t pin down why though

dongle · December 15, 2018, 5:05pm

It’s thoroughly within the Frederator/Cal Arts aesthetic which 1) we watched rise in real-time via Persona and Kinuko before bursting onto TV with Adventure Time, Steven Universe, et al and 2) has the grounding of a serious art school to be able to be earnest, nostalgic, sentimental, etc, without overtly-cloying uwu teenage stuff.

Mikey · December 15, 2018, 5:19pm

I lol’d a little at them straight-up just lifting the name Mogwai, unless that’s actually a word that predates Gremlins