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hey does anybody know where i can find the current asking price for the rights to a random assortment of 32/64-bit era d-lister mascots i’m asking for a friend

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I would totally float a grand for the rights to gex and boogerman and bad mister frosty and Glover

we could get Donald Glover to voice regular Glover

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saw the notification and was honestly kinda hoping this reply would be re: his suitableness to the role vis a vis his age

26 posts were split to a new topic: Bloodstained: being a castlevania fan is a complex relationship

Honestly sports games kinda feel like the best sort of thing for these ridiculous crossovers.

I didn’t buy the track and field game featuring Pyramid Head.

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I’m researching Gamasutra pieces from 2014 that are actually about ethics in videogame journalism and it’s wild that YouTubers on the payola escaped scrutiny for a couple of years thanks to misdirection on the part of Gators.

It’s like a tiny section of a fractal that is the reactionary news hellscape we’re in now - Kotaku is Fake News, get the real shit from your friends laconically talking about Dead or Alive on YouTube.

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still being repulsed by nicalis’ anime isaac got me wondering if binding of isaac’s ugly art direction was actually good given that its kind of a horror game about traumatic childhood shit

but then i remembered that it’s also like a very long biblical reference and the seven deadly sins are used as a mechanic or something so i hate it all again. poo poo and pee pee newgrounds

edit: http://bindingofisaac.wikia.com/wiki/Satoru_Iwata
what the fuck

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Resurrect Conker as the Clooney of a Oceans 11 style forgotten mascot heist game IMO

Glover, Gex, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot

Bubsy is the villain

Featuring cameos by Kane and Lynch

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Hooooleeeee fuck I would be so into that and now I’m a hypocrite for hating other nostalgiagrabs

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Man the reload on that little subgun is sick as hell.

Still, walking around in VR is a recipe for tummy troubles. Dunno if you could hack more than few minutes of this at a time.

Needs Sly Cooper as the gymnast dude that folds up into the box

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There was already a PS2 Sony platformers super game for eyetoy and no one played it.

Wait not eyetoy. Move with eyetoy usage. Gah. The amount of failed sony projects no one cared/s about (including me.)


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That makes me a little more mad about Drift Stage taking so long to come out

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