Switch 2 (part 1)

It would seem that I have fallen from Bowser’s grace. Bowser hath forsaken me.

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I had no idea how far down in the priority order I would be considering I don’t think I ever paid for switch online on my own for more than a month or two but that seems to have been enough to be only a week late

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Still no email for me, their most loyal subject.

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Man, I been subscribed to Family NSO for 5+ years. I am a soldier in Miyamoto’s Army. And this is the thanks I get.

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Doug Bowser pls make a new Wario (sans ware) game

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I’m waiting to jump on the switch 2 train till they announce Super Mario Aeneid

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At least we know it’s not rigged.

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This is Furukawa.

Not every one that saith unto me “Doug, Doug” shall receive of their Nintendo Switch 2 preorder, but he that doeth the will of Iwata (who is in heaven).

Many will say to me in that day: “Shuntaro! Shuntaro! Have we not made many YouTube videos in behalf of thy brand? and for thy brand’s sake have banned many trolls? and for thy brand posted many popular Tweets?”

And then will I profess unto them: “I never knew you. Depart from me, ye that pirate 30 year old ROMs.”

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do you have analytics turned off on your console, that apparently disqualifies you

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also you have to be the head of the NSO family

well, are you the patriarch

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Oh shit I might

If that’s the case, I wish they’d have told me

ah shit

I am the head of a very powerful NSO family.

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Just got mine! :sunglasses:

My piety has been rewarded

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At this point it’s like summoning Bloody Mary

Stand in front of a mirror in a darkened room and say It’s a Me three times

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fell to my knees, weeping

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ARMS is so underrated. More interesting than Splatoon IMO.

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<——- ARMS champion EVO 2016

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100%, I can’t believe anyone finds the Pro Controller’s dpad comfortable. It feels like trying to use a sofa cushion as a dpad, just huge and stiff and uncomfortable to use for any period of time. I don’t remember if mine had awful diagonals, I just remember it was painful to use.

I had a launch model one though, so I dunno if they ever improved it.

Guess I’ll wait to hear from fighting game and puzzle game fans to see if it’s worth trying the new one.

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as long as i can use my 8bitdo pro 2 on it, it’ll be ok

(still haven’t gotten an email/which is fine i don’t need it/i don’t even really want it actually/grumblegrumble)

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