It’s all first and second party bc a supposed leak says that they’re saving third party games until after the Switch 2 is out or something. Otherwise, I would’ve gone all-in on things like Dreamcast Virtual Console, PSO Remaster, Cleopatra Fortune Rainbow Edition, Samba de Amiibo, Burning Rangers 2: Burning Harder, etc
Shoot, I forgot to include a guess for some kinda VR peripheral, oh well.
“A New Title in the Legend of Zelda Series is now in development. It may take a long time to come out, thank you for your patience”
Final Fantasy IX Remake Announced
A trailer for a more Mario 64-like Mario Game for Nintendo Switch 2
Seems like it’s been a while since a Kirby game, those always make good filler for one of these
Some weirdly specific Nintendo Online feature
Miis come back in a big way, and therefore so does Wii Sports just in time for it’s twentieth anniversary next year, since they are now officially nostolgia fodder
Doshin the Giant is used to demonstrate a new feature of the SW2. Nintendo then says they’re confused at why people think there will be a new Doshin the Giant; it was just meant to demonstrate the feature.
a 15 minute long video package demonstrating what a mouse is, and how to use it, by the highest paid engineers working in Nintendo.
Banjo’s back, in a game played exclusively with Amiibos.
Amiibo 2. They have a little LCD display on them. No Amiibo 1s are compatible with Amiibo 2 features. Only 4 games support Amiibo 2.
They just say out loud that Switch 2 will run Switch games at normal framerates.
Switch Cloud Games will not be compatible with Switch 2. All those games will still be on Switch 2, and will still be Cloud gaming, but you have to buy an upgrade pack to access them.
No physical games, but you get a random game and watch game with every eshop point card you buy.
they do one of those collages of the Switch eshop, showing the hundreds of Switch games that are compatible with Switch 2, and you’ll be able to make out some of the Hentai games on the corners.
somehow there will be an 8 minute video package about the Nintendo museum and how it is preserving game history, and then announce that Switch Online will also preserve game history because now they’ve got NES Pinball.
Switch 2 will have some kind of LLM AI feature, which will be announced as “AI is a very popular topic today, but we’re doing things a little different, and when you see it you will surely say ‘ah, that’s the Nintendo way’.” No one will know or be able to describe what it actually does.
Switch 2 will interface with Alarmo, and the newly announced Shirto. It’s a shirt.
Mario 64 2. They can just make it. They can just do that.
The trophies from Smash 4 will be turned into a Nintendo museum application you can explore and fill. You can only purchase it with nintendo account loyalty coins.
Ryukishi07 is also writing the next Fire Emblem game.
Diddy Kong Tropical Racing is available at launch. Mario Kart 9 Trial Edition will launch by christmas, the actual game comes out summer 2026.
They make a “it’s not Smash Brothers” arena fighter, coming from the same Bamco team that makes those dreadful anime fighters.
There’s a trailer for some game that has all of us asking “…is this fucking Conduit 3?” and then the title will be like Justice and Steel or some shit.
Switch 2 is in your TV. Just break your TV and open it up. We’ve been trying to tell you for 20 years with flying wiimotes. You’ve had Switch 2 this whole time.
