Steven Universe, don't tumblr my rocks!

The door also raises the question of, uh, secondary hair patterns…

…i tried to write out several jokes but couldn’t hit the right balance of “kinda funny, not too gross, and obviously not meant to be creepy” required to make filthy jokes about children’s media so you get this post instead

ok ok i’ll try one: rosebush lol

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Yes, that is good.

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shame about the platform

the second su game is really good? among other reasons (the writing), i’ve never seen an rpg crib from tower defense like it did

I am 100% behind on this show so I have no context, but out-of-context this made me imagine Earthworm Gem, a character mashup I now sort of want to commission a drawing of

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If you make a trans parody of Earthworm Jim, be sure to loop in Doug TenNapel. I’m sure he’d truly appreciate it.

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(Said Gem’s name has since passively been clarified as Orange Spodumene.)

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Because people were being dorks, I wrote a couple offhand yet semi-confrontational Tumblr posts about Garnet’s transness.

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If anyone without cable (which should be most people, I hope!) wants to watch the first four episodes of SU Future live rather than wait for, you know, All The Usual Methods Of Consumption, there is a livestream of Cartoon Network right here.

It’s all due to start in about 80 minutes. Right now they’re building up to it with a repeat of the movie.

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Or, as it seems to be listed most places, “The Steven Universe The Kaiju Car.”

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oh i really like Kaiju Car

THERE SHE IS

this show is still very funny and goofy and dark

i am very glad to see all these loose ends tied up and good grief pink diamond was truly a galactic scale natural disaster

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Those were great! this feels really fresh and full of surprises already

i got SO excited at revolutionary pearl utena

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As someone who suffered mysterious respiratory problems for much of the past decade, until I escaped from an abusive situation and… suddenly found I could breathe again, unobstructed, the whole Volleyball storyline is, uh.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Oh man… Anyone want to PM me about how I can get a hold of these episodes?

Two different people helped me out almost instantly, which just goes to show you that Steven Universe fans are the most generous of all. Thanks to both of you!

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