Star Wars Thread Episode II

It was already halfway there in Lion King, with them splicing together takes from 2019 and 1994.

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trying to remember quinlan vos, unfortunately remember an interminable clone wars plot

Using Vosā€™s expert tracking skills, Vos and Kenobi ventured through the swamps of Nal Hutta on the trail of Ziro and his lover, the musician Sy Snootles, who had helped him escapeā€”and, unknown to Ziro or the Jedi, was being paid by Jabba to bring Ziroā€™s diary of damaging information to him. Kenobi wondered why Ziro would still be on Nal Hutta, suspecting that the Hutt may have left the planet, but Vos sensed that Ziro was still on the Hutt homeworld.

Iā€™m also informed that ā€œhe fucksā€

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heā€™s the himbo jedi

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dude

this show sucks

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wow the editing in the back half of this episode is so bad that itā€™s kind impressive ngl ā€” absolute scooby doo levels of set geography, if that makes any sense

at the very least, i will revise my opinion of the ā€œThird Sisterā€ character (whatever her name is idk). I do very much like the fact that sheā€™s the only character in all of Star Wars that knows how to do research

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she looks like sheā€™s perpetually on the verge of walking off the set in exasperation

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until the ā€œancient jedi textsā€ in last jedi it seemed pretty apparent that no one in the star wars galaxy had ever read a book

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If retrieving data involves some giant ass tower on a island planet, no oneā€™s going to bother.

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John Waters says Luke is the only character you should have sex with.

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wasnā€™t one of lucasā€™s original rules was that thereā€™s no paper in space?

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how is this not taking the piss

ayyy lmao i watched the first ep of the mandolorian and i liked it a lot so i guess iā€™ll finish it uh. . .eventually

i suck at watching tv these days but at least i was having fun

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star wars helmet imagineers running out of ideas for headwear, turning to failed consoles for inspo

the lava planet is something straight out of an 90ā€™s FMV game from that dudeā€™s Jag helmet, i love it

also i watched all the episodes so far and i didnā€™t realize that that was Han until i saw this post and made this image lol

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i almost admire how absolutely uncool they are able to make sung kang. i know hes supposed to be a character from rebels or whatever but he look like a racist old gijoe named Sunstroke

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gonna be fucked up when they mind wipe leia to make her in canon lol

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c3po finally gets revenge against the skywalker dynasty

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Finally watched episode 3 of obi wan. It pains me to say this but this show is so bad. Just give me six episodes of the strained relationship between obi wan and the Lars family. That scene was still there best thing in the series so far

After obi wanā€™s throwaway line about his family now Iā€™m hoping that weā€™ll get a flashback sequence and finally get to see the fabled planet Stewjon

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itā€™s so cool how disney has done so much to limit the possibilities of star wars despite making more of the shit than ever. and they donā€™t even have the decency or good sense to just make an anthology show like tales from jabbaā€™s palace! disclaimer: i have not watched a single episode of any disney + show, but I have seen the boba fett fight scene from the mandalorian and i feel like that was enough

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the mandalorian show itself was actually like, 50%+ good (below last jedi in terms of actually worthwhile stuff thatā€™s been done with the franchise in the last decade, but probably on par with or slightly ahead of rogue one). I never watched anything to do with clone wars so I canā€™t comment on the bad batch but the rest of the stuff has been very very bad, mandalorian is more or less the exception

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I watched all of Clone Wars and Rebels as a would-be hater and came around but Bad Batch is astonishingly poorly written

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