SB game idea megathread

holy shit, this is amazing. I really hope for it to be released. Well, I guess it’s time to actually play raw danger

Tokyo Extreme Racer clone made for mobile…with microtransactions $$$

I want turn based RPG battles in the format of action figure commercials with a VHS aesthetic. Like kids actually holding the characters and screaming. Knocking over piles of nondescript cubes. Way too elaborate playsets. An “Each Sold Seperately” victory screen. Short cartoon clips of whatever “show” they’re from with the wrong voice actors. SLOW MOTION USED and BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED style warnings fading up on the bottom. Chugging guitars on the soundtrack. A growling narrator punctuating the action. Actual FMV footage would be ideal

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Spaceteam but with musical instruments

thinking about a tennis rpg dating game called ‘crush court tennis’. like harvest moon but instead of farming you play a super legit 2d tennis game.

you’ve just moved into a small town where tennis players come from all over the country to train and test their skills. talk to people, eat meals, decorate your apartment, date other tennis players, play tennis with your friends and rivals. start a doubles team with your boyfriend/girlfriend! relationships change depending on the outcome of your matches.

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wouldn’t you just call this

love all

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this can be the subtitle of the visual novel spin off

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parappa 3 guest stars:
chance the rapper
a tribe called quest
young thug
kari faux
D.R.A.M.
erykah badu
popcaan

there’s a netflix children’s show attached to it also

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i’d rather have um jammer lammy 2 tbh.

two story modes, like in sonic adventure 2: you play as lammy with upbeat, optimistic genres like pop-punk, power metal, and so on. then you play as rammy with more aggressive and stuff like black metal, nwobhm, maybe some nu-metal, emo, hardcore punk?

than the final stage they play together in a 27 minute long x-japan style ballad which you have to play co-op all in one sitting

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no joke, i’ve actually had a dream where i lived in a world with a Lin-Manuel Miranda Parappa movie feat. Chance the Rapper & Hannibal Burress as Parappa and PJ Berri

i’ve dreamed it a few times. that’s how badly i want it

a new Parappa game feat. Run the Jewels as a stage teacher/boss would be good too

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An archeological dungeon crawler.

So, you’re an archaeologist, kinda like Indiana Jones or Lara Croft. You’re quite good at killing things, blowing stuff up, and general adventurery stuff. You’ve come to this region in order to do archeology in the ruins of the area. That means finding intact artifacts, bringing a sufficient amount of them back to camp so you and your associates can write up a paper and get it published, which gives you prestige. Of course, your funding for this research is insufficent; while the university gives you a shitty stipend and a pathetic bonus every time you publish, that’s simply not enough to buy all the bonuses and stuff you want. You might have to moonlight as a miner or whatnot. Valuable artifacts represent a question: Publish, or sell?

The archaeology end of things would be represented by a number of grids. Each site has a time-grid; the vertical axis represents time periods, while the horizontal axis represents different topics of research at that site, like ‘Agriculture’ or ‘The War Against Thanaka’ or whatnot. Each box on it represents one paper, although boxes can be varying lengths. Once you see an artifact, you know it exists (and what topic and time period it comes from.) When you publish it, you can also see it’s vertical neighbors in time. Some artifacts also give horizontal neighbors, because they’re related to a different topic. Filling out an entire topic gives a prestige bonus, and can sometimes have effects on the plot or suggest the existence of different sites. There are, similarly, grids for the various civilizations in the world, whose grid boxes fill up as a side-effect of clearing archaeological sites. The civilization grid can sometimes lead to you revisiting old sites because new evidence suggests that there was influence by some other civilization before the residents you knew of were there.

Of course, you’re not just digging through dirt. There’s ghosts, monsters, grave-robbers, rival archaeologists, and of course violent political groups with ideological reasons to prevent you from publishing, much like the Nazis.

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i played this last night:
you’re drunk and high at the same time in an arcade, there are four street fighter cabinets in attract mode and your s/o wants to take a picture of the winners don’t use drugs screen but can’t get a good enough picture cause it goes away. u have four hours until the arcade closes

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Daria Kart Arcade GP ft. Beavis & Butthead w/ King of the Hill

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in the form of underground ps1 warez burnt onto a cd-r, with the title written on the disc in whiteout

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a full-size metrovania where you can zoom out and see stuff happening in all the rooms, including bosses waiting for you

like harmony of despair, but single player and longer

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guys plz to be advised that this thread extends to arg games, tabletop rpgs, warhammer-likes etc

Oh wow speaking of, apparently Blood Bowl is a tabletop again


skateboarding game but with the aesthetic and production of skate vids

kane and lynch dog days but skating is what i mean i think

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So like what Skate was trying, but further?

just no miracle whip sponsorships and you can beat c*ps to death and smoke weed