I want a game that gets harder and harder if you are sexually aroused. Kind of like God Hand.
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Obviously, that’s not mnenodestructive until you thoroughly destroy the heads. Low-tech and environmental kills would count as MDKills, but generally the goal here is that you actually have to put in effort to ensure someone is really dead or really alive. The most convenient means of violence are the least certain ones.
hyperdimension neptunia but celebrated philosophers instead of game consoles
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Bill 'n Ted’s Radical Hyperdimension?
whoa
and christ was what he promised to be?
why removed the best piece of text this site will probably ever produce?
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shucks…
super robot wars but with parks and rec, the office, 30 rock, etc. characters instead of giant robots
taxi
who’s the boss
cheers
mash
family matters
drake and josh
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lego tetris or some shit
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So, it’s just those characters, but punching and shooting each other in a tactical map?
yeah rocket launchers, guns, bats, swords
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presumably still drawn in adorable superdeformation
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leon belmont’s last surviving descendant has been laid off of their amazon warehouse job. they take a bus to maine to spend the rest of their bank account on seafood and magic mushrooms, but they end up finding dracula’s castle.
with a motel minifridge full of exotic sea creatures and some joints they spend the summer taking apart the castle piece by piece every day.
they steal furniture to pawn in the day time and try to find that special someone at night. who will you go to the summer music series shows with? is dracula in there or not?
maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks…
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trying to pillage copper wire from dracula’s mansion would be a good premise for just about anything
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Drac should be super salty about how shitty his mortal enemy is now and how incredibly beneath him it is that he’s being beaten by some stupid stoner with a zip-gun.
Another game I wanted to make was called Cryptid Hunter. It would take place in Maine, and a substantial portion of the game would be spent driving in real time to remote locations while listening to pre-recorded car conversations between you and the people you take with you. There would be gun mechanics but they would be really unwieldy, requiring the use of both analog sticks to simulate isomorphic pressure, a button to go into shooting mode that you have to hold down, and then another button to actually shoot, and even then there’d still be a PRNG factor.
The first portion of the game would be where you investigate a bigfoot sighting and find out it was just a guy in a costume. The second would be where you investigate a Loup Garou sighting and find out it’s a bona-fide werewolf, but the werewolf is just a down on his luck guy trying to survive who hasn’t actually hurt anyone so you leave him alone. The third would be in a remote small town constituted mostly of native american indians, but it would concern the non-native myth of the Rake. There would be a part where you ask the native american sheriff what he’s concealing and what’s going on and he says he doesn’t know, it has nothing to do with native mythology at all.
There would be a mechanic where your weirdness or assholery alienates and upsets people and it makes it harder to investigate the cryptid sightings because nobody will cooperate with you if you, EG, harass people by asking them too many questions over and over again. Or someone will invite you to church and you’ll have to go to church or your esteem will go way down. In the final segment the assholery index directly determines how much danger you are in from the Rake.
The game would have a recurring joke about how the cup holder in the car is broken, when people you take along on investigations with you keep putting drinks in it, causing them to fall and spill everywhere.
Also, the portions in between would just be a Shrug simulator, where you craft items to try to sell on Etsy but people keep changing their minds about what they want so you never actually sell anything.
I’ve thought about it a fair amount, I dunno.
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This is a great idea, Kilroy.
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Too real
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parasite eve 4 and skate 4 are packaged together as two mmos that share a common game world. viceland will design and populate a near-future new york city for the skate 4 half while square-enix will build off of skate 4’s groundwork for the PE4 half.
the bottom line is that aya brea will interact with desus nice and the kid mero and lcd soundsystem will play while you shoot skinned mutant dogs or something
parasite skate soundtrack featuring:
james chance
lydia lunch
ESG
dat oven
kevin aviance
glenn branca
lcd soundsystem
dipset
max b
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the epistle of james: the audio book: the movie: the puzzle rpg
shin megami tensei: devil summoner: that 70’s show (featuring that 80’s show extra scenario)
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