Random game names (Part 1)

[username]

• Omina Mortis
• Order No. 227: Not one step back!
• Riddlord: The Consequence
• HALUNAZI
• Toxic Townsmen
• 0°N 0°W
• Injured by space
• Neon the Ninja
• Shoottera
• Blades of Orterra

Picture time!

Omina Mortis:

HALU…

…moving on!

0°N 0°W

Wait, this actually…

…looks rather pretty.

Might wishlist this one >_>

[Iacus]

@username

I also approve of FukTopia’s aesthetic.

I admit that having a giant Dio Brando eyeball engulfed in flames as a playable character is pretty metal.

[username]

• Fhtagn! - Tales of the Creeping Madness
• Lozenge
• Z55Z
• Volatile Triangle
• Guns, Gore and Cannoli 2
• Abstractism
• X-MiGuFighters: Stripper Anya 2

Volatile Triangle is a hardcore turn based puzzle platformer.

I’ve spent too long today trying to figure out if I’ve played anything that I’d call a turn-based puzzle platformer.

[Sleazy]

@username

Volatile Triangle is a hardcore turn based puzzle platformer.

this whole description sounds like lost vikings somehow

[u_u]

That’s the first thing I thought of too! Even though it’s not turn based. Weird.

[Sleazy]

lost vikings is an active time platformer

[username]

Today I remembered to get my car inspected two months late yet nearly forgot to post more random game names, my priorities are all messed up.

• TOMORROW DON’T COME
• Silent Tweets
• Omen Exitio: Plague
• Count Dookie Fart
• Kirchhoff’s Revenge
• Shadow: Treachery cannot be tolerated
• Resume: The Video Game
• Crucible Trails : Initial Rupture
• Award. Room of fear

I was originally just gonna post the game descriptions of two games that are next to each other not only on this list, but were so on the actual steam new release when I checked just for the study in contrast.

Count Dookie is out spreading farts everywhere. You are the town sheriff who has the Dookie’s weakness - a flashlight! Shine the light on him to make him go away. Unfortunately, he seems to keep coming back every night. What a nightmarish job, but you can handle it. Right, Sherif?

vs.

Gustav Kirchhoff is annoyed because nobody appreciates his circuit laws! You get transported to his secret lair and won’t be able to get out until you show mastery!

The first-person game “Kirchhoff’s Revenge” teaches the basic concepts of electrical circuits; players need to solve puzzles by assembling macroscopic circuit elements such as batteries, light bulbs, wires, volt meters, and ampere meters.

…but then I stumbled upon Resume: The Video Game which is, well:

Resume: The Video Game is an arcade style indie game, intended to demonstrate my game development ability.

…the guy made a videogame resume and uploaded it as freeware to Steam to try and get an industry job. It seems to just be three mini-games to show his ability at producing… 2d mini-games with some resume-esque flavor text, but I must salute him on his outside the box thinking.

[username]

• Wrack: Exoverse
• Blake and Mortimer: The Curse of the Thirty Denarii
• a Museum of Dubious Splendors
• Super Seducer : How to Talk to Girls
• Bacon Man: An Adventure
• Zahalia
• Amiss 13: the Curse
• Kill the Superweapon

I have to admit sometimes it is tricky to find a game with an odd name that has a neat screenshot or an interesting description, but every so often I am gifted the gift of cringe. Take it away Super Seducer!

Learn state-of-the-art seduction secrets from the master himself, Richard La Ruina, in this incredibly valuable live action seduction simulator.
…
Ready to take your skills with women to the next level?

Super Seducer is the world’s most realistic seduction simulator. It puts you in everyday scenarios (a coffee shop, the office, a bar) and lets you do practically whatever you want, to see how it plays out with beautiful women.

As you make your moves, renowned seduction guru Richard La Ruina (featured in Maxim, Men’s Health, The BBC, Piers Morgan) provides you with feedback for every choice you make, delving into the psychology and the hundreds of hidden secrets that separate seduction masters from everybody else.

Here’s the bottom line: if you make the right choices in the game, you’ll make the right choices in your life.

So, if you’ve ever run out of things to say, gotten stuck in the friend zone, or don’t know when to make your move - then this game will transform your love life forever.

It doesn’t matter who you are, how old you are, or what you look like - by the time you’re finished playing Super Seducer you’ll be able to attract and keep women who previously seemed unattainable.

Key Features:

Chick Magnet - Charm your way to getting those sweet digits like a pro by using tried and true attraction “hacks”.

Seduction School - Discover state-of-the-art seduction secrets from the master himself, Richard La Ruina, Europe’s top dating guru and best-selling author of “The Natural: How to Effortlessly Attract The Women You Want.”

Choose Your Own Adventure - Super Seducer contains eleven hours of live-action footage, 520 choices and multiple endings for players to test out their skills. If you’ve ever had a crazy thought while talking to a woman, there’s a good chance it’s included in this game, and you’ll get to see how it plays out.

Eliminate Rejection - Players that make the wrong moves face a variety of awkward outcomes that range from mere rejection to a thoroughly deserved slap in the face…so that in the real world you’ll be left with only the moves that work.

My work here is done.

[u_u]

@username

(a coffee shop, the office, a bar)

oh god no

[Father.Torque]

[Hojulas]

What we need is a Prince of Persuasia game.

Though holy shit;

eleven hours of live-action footage

That’s probably fulfilling the dream of some 1993 PC multimedia game developers right there.

[Broco]

Yeah I mean, this is just Leisure Suit Larry as an educational multimedia game. It’s the ultimate hybrid of terrible 90s PC genres

[shrug]

I would like to read some in-depth interviews of the women hired to appear as the targets of seduction in Super Seducer : How to Talk to Girls

[The_Blueberry_Hill]

As you make your moves, renowned seduction guru Richard La Ruina (featured in […] Piers Morgan)

[shrug]

APPROACH DIRECTLY IN FRONT

[shrug]

EXCUSE ME MISS BUT DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?

I MEAN TO ASK ARE YOU LOCAL?

WHICH IS TO SAY WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS?

[username]

I wonder if Her Story didn’t exist would this still be made…

• Cheitha
• I’m Lost
• Bloody and cruel story of toys
• FAUCET VR
• The Old Kazulka
• WOAHDS!

Bloody and cruel story of toys costs $5 and based on the youtube vid it packs in a lot of bells and whistles for that cost.

[username]

• Magikiras
• Keep in Mind: Remastered
• Graveyard Birds
• Satan’s Castle
• NaziShootout
• SUPER BENBO QUEST: TURBO DELUXE
• Battleship Lonewolf 2

Let us take a peak at that top game:

Don powered armor as you take on terrorists and eldritch aliens in the not too distant future! Modify your armor to suit your needs and stand tall against your foes.

Alright, that sounds like it could be fun.

Magikiras is a 1,100,000-word interactive novel by Gabriel Chia, where your choices control the story. It’s entirely text-based–without graphics or sound effects–and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

…Oh. My imagination isn’t 60 FPS

[Mikey]

Sounds like a Choice Of Games joint, which tend to vary wildly in writing quality. A few are really fun! A lot are basically brain bleach

[BustedAstromech]

'Magikiras' Review - How Do You Make Mechas Versus Monsters This Boring?