Random game names (Part 1)

[AutomaticTiger]

The author’s first language isn’t English and the art looks amazing

[username]

Yeah, I kinda don’t harp on it anymore as there is a ton of it and it isn’t really fair but there is a lot of foreign games with basically machine translated store pages that read like nonsense.

• Fat Dude Simulator
• Frank & the TimeTwister Machine
• Answer Knot
• Anno Domini Godfather
• DoomAI
• Transmogrify
• Phucker in the Gulag
• Don’t Touch My Virgin
• BIOSZARD Corporation
• Chili The Chipmunk Pinball Adventure
• Omey Salvi’s Sunscreen

I was curious how much of a Doom knock-off DoomAI is…

The answer is very much so.

I just keep looking at this screenshot wondering if this pinball game has fog effects, and how awesome it’d be to play a real pinball table that shot out fog.

Thank you for wish listing the game in its original format. Unfortunately, I’ve decided to pivot and make a simple action game. The addiction metaphor with the self-help stuff wasn’t exactly working. The metaphor felt forced and artificial. I repurposed the game so I can release something. I’ll come back to addiction as a topic in a future game.

You are a unicorn in space. You poop rainbows. You shoot lasers from your eyes. You want to - no, HAVE TO, kill other unicorns. Every time you kill a unicorn, an audio clip of advice plays. That advice is what I wrote for myself, to get me through my own mistakes.

I am almost positive I mentioned the original version of this game before, but a screenshot nonetheless.

I never had any idea how this was eventually gonna tie into an addiction narrative, so perhaps this move was for the best.

q. Why is this paid and not free?
a. To support my cigarettes and energy drinks addiction - live fast, die young!

[username]

• Soviet Souls
• Codex Temondera: Lost Vision
• Transformice Adventures
• Factory Balls
• Tofu Pudding Simulator
• Hyperborea
• BluBoy: The Journey Begins
• Bachata Virtual
• Infinite Children
• Dungeon Pain Maniac
• Protected Sex
• 4004-022
• Welcome To… Chichester OVN : The Beach

Infinite Children is a science fiction audiobook video game about life extension. Every time anyone gets a Steam achievement, the game gets longer…for everyone, permanently.

Later in the store page…

Infinite Children is short and too fast because the community has not earned enough achievements need to extend the game.

[username]

• Ultra Fight Da ! Kyanta 2
• Sloth: Heart to Heart
• Never Let Me Awake
• Dusty Raging Fist
• Wolf or Boy
• KENGOHAZARD2
• R_sin

An example of store page translations gone wrong:

R_sin is a third-person single-player adventure horror game that combines shooting elements with horror elements. There are many horror scenes and suspense in the game and it alsohave some weird plot. (it doesn’t feel scary at all.)

I’m here for more non-scary horror games.

[VastleCania]

@username

R_sin

This is the first time I made a game. I didn’t have much experience.it was very rough…

i’m so here for developers complaining about how hard making a game is

[username]

• Ultimate Shotgun Championship
• Nevrosa: Primal Ritual
• RODENTWARS! Part 1 - HamsterBall Deathmatch!!
• Sos i pie sos 2 kycb edition
• Astrologaster
• BirdGut
• Meta Revelations - Ring Spirits
• Caterpillar Royale
• Narazumono

BirdGut is a hand-drawn 2d puzzle-platformer from the perspective of an outcast bee who gets eaten by a bird, and discovers that the bird’s internal organs are not organs at all, but facilities in which the consumed insects are brainwashed and enslaved.

I believe all birds are like that.

[username]

• Snakeybus
• Blazing Beaks
• Rupert and Riley Shipwrecked
• Moot District
• Hippo eating banana
• Lords Of The Lockerroom
• Idle Chess Story
• Puss in Boots: Fear Not Hooman
• Fluid Lander
• Watch Paint Dry

Ever dreamed of being able to watch paint dry? Well, now you can with our ultimate, first hand experience. Watch paint dry is where you can watch paint dry in real time.

Riveting.

[username]

• Polyfield WW2
• Player Goes Jump
• Codex Temondera: Lost Vision
• Hardcore Bunny Jumper
• Swimming with Humpbacks
• TopDownFarter
• Thea 2: The Shattering
• Teeth Brushing Simulator
• Kurr Snaga

[boojiboy7]

@username

Teeth Brushing Simulator

You can see your own feet, so.

[Father.Torque]

Better than Half-Life 2

[username]

• Sumatra: Fate of Yandi
• ZELENSKY vs POROSHENKO: The Destiny of Ukraine
• Mystic RUS-files
• Ghost Grab 3000
• DomiDo
• YOU CAN’T FUCK ON AN EMPTY STOMACH
• Mazania
• Ethanol in dungeon
• Sarah, you are way too heavy

In the store description for ZELENSKY vs POROSHENKO:

All characters appearing in this game are fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events, living or dead, purely coincidental

Amazing.

[VastleCania]

@username

YOU CAN’T FUCK ON AN EMPTY STOMACH

This is an RPG maker-made “indie bara hentai” game, and it costs $129.99.

[a_new_duck]

At work so I’m not gonna click onto its Steam page, but I hope it’s tagline is “HARA and BARA.”

Or “NO HARA NO BARA”

Or “0 HARA = 0 BARA”

(hara is “stomach” in Japanese)

[VastleCania]

less interesting than just asking people to pay $130 for a game, but oh well

[falsedan]

really wish it was changed to 12 hundred dollars

[LWJoestar]

[Father.Torque]

I’m boycotting Steam now

[username]

• ★Fallalypse ★ Disconnect
• Beraltors
• TECHNOSPHERE RELOAD
• The Coroner Saga
• Incarna: Broken
• Phage War
• DanCop - Daniela on Duty
• Red and the Deadly Sins
• Lame & Cheesy

Called by some the voice of a generation and the erotic philosopher by others

Great line, sadly the game has uncensored female corpses but blurred out male genitalia which means it is made by cowards.

Kinda love this look.

[Father.Torque]

@username

Called by some the voice of a generation and the erotic philosopher by others

clambo??

[username]

• Death end re;Quest
• Adventure Cop
• The Astrolarix
• The Godbeast
• Alt-Frequencies
• Deuterium Wars
• Dark Future: Blood Red States
• Irony Curtain: From Matryoshka with Love
• Pixelarium
• DISONANTE
• Tubetastic World Splashfest
• Necrolance
• Morningdew Farms: A Gay Farming Game
• Dráscula: The Vampire Strikes Back

Alt-Frequencies is an audio mystery game where you use the airwaves to open the world’s eyes to the truth. Record, rewind time and broadcast snippets of radio shows to expose radio hosts, conspiracy theorists, politicians, underground activists - and a dog.

By redistributing information, you change what happens in the next 3 minute time loop and impact both news cycles and the lives of the people behind them.

That actually sounds kinda neat.