Random game names (Part 1)

[username]

• Pain-to-win
• Exo TD
• PUSS!
• Hungry Kitty Donuts Mania
• ulxrd
• Big Dick
• Dabwoman: When The Dab Isn’t Sexist
• Serment - Contract with a Devil

https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/856170/extras/PlanetTurrets1_1j.jpg?t=1533225133(image larger than 19.5 MB)

And we will finish off with another example of “why didn’t you proofread your store page?”

Our little kitties are under hungry to death. The most delicious food, donuts, are in font of kitty’ eyes.
…
FUN-DEAD LEVELS

AMAZING DEGSIGN

[username]

• Mega Milk Story
• Fugue in Void
• LUXO Buddies
• Spooky Ghosts Dot Com
• Evil Spring: Student Holidays
• Photonic Distress
• Merlin Soccer
• The redemption of pancakes
• Zazmo Arcade Pack
• Juan v Juan
• Oi, Innkeep!

[username]

• Voronium - Locust Sols
• Hentai Sokoban
• Banana girl
• Call of Booty
• Kinkshamed
• EW/WE
• MODSORK
• Anicon - Animal Complex - Sheep’s Path
• Elon Musk Simulator

[a_new_duck]

One begins to get the sense that most games published on Steam are driven primarily by spite.

[shrug]

@a_new_duck

One begins to get the sense that most of western civilization is driven primarily by spite.

[username]

• The Boy Who Typed Wolf
• In the Village of Grandfather: Summer,Sun,Heat.
• Hello Pollution!
• Dust and Echos: Vengeance
• The Misadventures of Botsworth
• SCHOOLBOYS! AYUMI
• Banzo - Marks of Slavery
• So, uh… a spaceship crashed in my yard.
• Sci-fi sexy racer

Banzo - Marks of Slavery is a turn-based strategy and resource management game.

Yikes!

Command the Vulture’s Quilombo, at Brazil imperial age, and be responsible for organizing, producing food, protecting the quilombo, attacking farms and releasing enslaved people.

Oh, no yikes then. Phew, was scared for a sec.

[a_new_duck]

Okay, really disappointed that The Boy Who Typed Wolf isn’t actually a Typing of the Dead-like.

[username]

• Rugosi
• Again?
• Nogalious
• Bouncing Over It with friends
• High School: bisexual experience
• BACK TO EBATORIA
• BlackSimulator

Just open and play!

Good game description here.

The children of Getting Over It seem to be slowly but surely drifting away from the original’s art style.

A SATIRICAL MINI GAME where you spend the day as a black man (er “Blackmenn” if you prefer) on your day off. You must run 3 errands without getting shot or arrested by the Police! Depending on various choices your experience will differ either slightly or drastically with multiple playthroughs.

Avoid the dangers of the PoPo Meter - Police suspicions increases with certain choices of attire, and behavior!

I.G.N.A.N.T Meter, the rage is REAL - Attempt to avoid responses to rude people that may lead to someone calling the cops on you!

T.O.M Meter - Attempt to maintain street cred even though it can be SERIOUSLY unhealthy to do so!

Multiple ways to end your day off! With peace, or bullets.

Blackness awaits!

I figure this has to be at least as accurate as all those blacksmith simulators.

[username]

• Post Scriptum
• Perspectrum
• PUT ANNA
• RoomESC- Secret of the Hidden Room: the Collaborator
• Pixel Xiuzhen

Players take the role of the Tall Stranger, a being who has awakened with the power to use ancient fountains to change the elements of the world.

I swear that until I read the description I thought you played as a seal.

[username]

• Shining Souls
• When Wardens Fall
• Stickman in the portal
• Cubicus Arcanum
• Bladequest: The First Chapter [GOLD]
• Sakura and Crit: The Mock Game
• Trumpy Wall
• Tiny Hands Adventure
• Krim: The Music Bot
• The Unbreakable Gumball
• Arkanoid For Painters

Oh hey, a PC port of Shing Soul. That is a welcome surprise…

Oooooh, Shining Souls. That’s totally different.

I love how Trumpy Wall is just a straight asset flip game. It feels appropriate somehow.

Meet Borti – a young and cheerful T-rex that is a main hero in “Tiny hands Adventure”. He’s living in Dinoburg, has many friends and love to play soccer with his school team. But there is one thing that Borti would want – longer arms!

Join Borti on his quest to find the best replacement for his tiny hands and arms.

We need more games willing to address body dysmorphia.

[username]

• The Eldritch Zookeeper
• BigBoy - Visual Crime Novel
• WWII - TD
• Cat doesn’t like banana
• Son.Light.Sleepwalker
• Les 4 Alice: Lorange Journey
• Lord VS Nas Vai

Before you buy…
In the sake of being a honest developer, be aware of that there is a free version of this app with ads in the adroid play store. I would prefer and appreciate you use steam version

What a decent fellow/sucker.

[username]

• The Slater
• Desert Child
• Tales of Mahabharata
• Wishes In Pen: Chrysanthemums in August - Otome Visual Novel

Hi everyone,

We’re so happy to be able to work on this project - If you liked what you see so far, please consider pledging for us to finish this game on Kickstarter!

So I guess this means the “coming soon” header is just a guess?

[username]

• Bonkies
• Evemnesis
• The Legend of Protey
• Pendula Swing Episode 1 - Tired and Retired
• Neon Spaceboard
• Caramba!
• Barbearian
• Volseons

It is the future and Earth isn’t doing too good. The human race is getting desperate in the search for a way to colonize the Solar System. So far, human workers have proved too emotionally unstable to handle the isolation, and robots and their AI managed to render themselves useless through impressively efficient labor union negotiations.

While being bogged down paying out severance packages for trillions and trillions of nanorobots, the various space agencies joined forces in coming up with a new colonization program with three requirements- no humans, no robots, no money. After months of work they proudly announced their solution: Bonkies - Cybernetically enhanced astronaut monkeys, crash coursed in civil engineering.

I think this is the best sci-fi take on AIs gone rogue I’ve ever stumbled across.

[username]

• MODSORK
• Fell Seal: Arbiter’s Mark
• John Black: Memories
• Destination Primus Vita - Episode 1: Austin
• vridniX
• Lingotopia
• Hanz Puppetguns
• Ayni Fairyland
• A tractor

I want to hear the tale of the land whale and the guy standing in an open grave.

[username]

• Death Fungeon
• Kitten and food: adventure park
• 21+
• Polygod
• Geocells Tricells
• Teenager vs.Tropical Mutants
• Super GMA
• Homo Flimsy
• Space Ripper Plastiline
• Pig Eat Ball
• Your Dry Delight

Set in 1920s Prohibition-era America, this romantic comedy follows Detective Richter and his adventures as he attempts to unravel Cleveland’s liquor industry.

Soon there will be anime-esque visual novels for every historical period imaginable.

I hope this makes Evo next year.

★ Soft gameplay
★ Arena with many enemies
★ 3 kinds of locations

Soft gameplay is a new one for me.

[username]

Oh no I missed a day and it had to be after a weekend and that mean several pages of new stuff and that’ll cost me another few minutes of my life browsing through anime games about something Trumps says.

• Typical Nightmare
• Laggerjack
• Lucah: Born of a Dream
• LVN Fake News
• Socketeer
• Pachansky Mathematics 2+2=8
• Supaplex SQUARES
• Der Milchbauer
• UNDER NIGHT IN-BIRTH Exe:Late[st]
• HecatoncheirStory
• Olorun: Theocracy
• Need a packet?
• VANILLA REFEREE’S GARDEN
• The Adventures of Mr. Fluffykins
• Mind Over Mushroom

Beep Beep Beep
That’s what you’ll hear all day after playing Need a packet - horror-simulator about supermarket cashier, who is gradually losing her mind because of everyday routine work. She starts to feel that the cash register is turning into a medieval tower, while dragons and chimeras are flying around and trying to kill Molly.

This generally happens to me after about a week and a half of cashier work too.

[VastleCania]

[username]

• Lazy Galaxy: Rebel Story
• Neverliria
• Fast Dust
• Fatal Hour: Petroleum
• TailzFromTheGrave
• Wolf: The Evolution Story

Too many zombies: the game.

Welcome to the ultimate realistic wolf simulator, where wolves behave according to their personality.

These wolves squaring off against a pack of rhinos have the personality trait “suicidal”.

[u_u]

We need a Reassuring Images thread

[shrug]

Unable to make eye contact as the cashier scans the tampons I’m purchasing, my gaze stays steady and level on the PIN pad as I bellow “They’re in case I have to stop up a bullet wound! In case I have a hole in me! From a bullet! Because I am a danger man with a danger life!” manfully and masculinely.

My steely squint reinforces the enormity of my dick-having.