Random game names (Part 1)

  • PIDO1
  • Barry Has a Secret
  • Fairyland: Blackberry Warrior
  • Tribloos 3
  • Kitrinos: Inside the Cube
  • Crystal Vibes feat. Ott.
  • Another Otter
  • Voice Shooter “Pif Paf”
  • FAN’CIE VEER! (Fish Are Nasty, Cake Is Excellent Vektor Evading Emblazed Rapture)
  • The mutton horn - Jump jump!
  • Russian Subway Dogs

I have to admit, I am a fan of his commitment to the acronym game.

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  • M.A.D. Cliff - All Quiet On The Bridge
  • Unblock: The Parking
  • DayD: Through time. Jurassic Rush
  • Intelligence: Dinosaurs
  • Celestial Hacker Girl Jessica
  • Envoy of Nezphere
  • The Path of Motus
  • TRAGO
  • Super Skull Smash GO! 2 Turbo
  • Snail Racer EXTREME

I always wanted a game where I could both tame dinosaurs and gamble at the same time.

That doesn’t sound completely bad.

The reviews agree!

I see.

…I see.

If I had a nickel for every time I asked this exact question…

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  • ZYX STORY
  • Achaem
  • Aeroplanoui
  • Night of the Shrub Part 2
  • Dead by Death
  • Space Hodsola 2

Dead by Death is Castlevania with a gun and that feels appropriate.

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  • Love Vibe: Aria
  • Dude Simulator 2
  • Radiis
  • To Hell with Hell
  • Detective Case and Clown Bot in: The Express Killer
  • Fasaria World: Ancients of Moons
  • Ciel Fledge

My hope is that said motion capture was done by some 300 pound dude.

Speaking of dudes and their simulations…

This seems fairly accurate.

Okay, lotta funky names today.

  • LGBT VS RUSSIA BATTLEGROUNDS
  • Space Captain McCallery - Episode 1: Crash Landing
  • O.C.D. - On Completeness & Dissonance
  • Greenspawn Restaurant
  • Amaranthine Voyage: The Obsidian Book
  • Attack of the Gigant Zombie vs Unity chan
  • Hentai Memory
  • Oh Boy Cheese
  • Danse Macabre: Thin Ice
  • The Miskatonic
  • Blacksmith: Dark Times
  • HOLONGLIDE
  • Macroboy Y
  • Neverliria
  • Tod Stein
  • qrth-phyl

I respect the gumption to replace reviewer quotes with those of beta testers/employees.

And by SB law I present Blacksmith: Dark Times

Everything I know about blacksmiths I learned from Steam games.

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casting swords aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Well they seem to be trying to do two separate steps:

-smelting ore into an ingot

-reheating the ingot to forge it into a sword

And in the clip they’re using copper, and generally if one was making a sword from a copper or copper-alloy (bronze!) historically it would be smelted and then the new material poured directly into a mold that’s as close to the finished shape as possible for real-deal cast swords. The only forging would be work-hardening.

So by trying to go slightly more granular than Your Daddy’s Alleged Blacksmith Simulator but applying every step to every kind of metal used (I assume you just get different metals to make better weapons, etc.) they’ve made things weird in a slightly different way than usual.

this has been your unfortunate #shrugmoment of the day

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oh also when you heat copper to a red heat and quench it that actually anneals not hardens it’s the opposite of ferrous stuff so they just handed the softest possible chunk of metal over to the customer yeah nice try I guess idk

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oh my god that makes sense, i was wondering about that for a good few years

why the discrepancy though

Err… broadly, steel hardens when you quench it because you cool it so fast that carbon atoms get stuck in the iron crystal’s’ structure, which distorts their shapes so what was once a bunch of polite little cubes are now defected and at odds with one another so they don’t slide past one another easily, making the material rigid.

Copper’s just copper, you can work harden (smash it with a hammer) it for a similar effect to steel quenching (thought it doesn’t get nearly as hard), but when you quench it there’s no other element getting all up in the copper atom’s business. All you’ve done is heated and cooled the material and thus regularized the grain structure.

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omg thank you so much

  • Perseverance: Part 1
  • Anceder
  • Lets Beats
  • Anime Fight in the Arena of Death
  • Rage in Peace
  • Welcome To… Chichester 2 : The Spy Of Chichester And The Eager Tourist Guide
  • Snoobli
  • Dolla World
  • Don’t Play With Dolls

I gotta say, this is one of the better tossed on masocore platformer stories I’ve come across.

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  • Space Hamster in Turmoil
  • Horny Fighter
  • Romancing Monarchy
  • Goinund
  • Study of Unusual: Forest of Secrets
  • AIRHEART - Tales of broken Wings
  • Aurum Kings
  • HerWam

I believe this is the first time I’ve seen turrets featured as a… feature.

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  • Wild Animal Sports Day
  • V nekotorom tsarstve
  • Whirlygig
  • Mortar Howl
  • PaulPaul - Act 1
  • Mushrooms: Forest Walker

IndieSTORYLINE is my favorite genre.

I have to admit, it is nice to see a game try something different and focus on a peaceful niche interest that is close to the… did that say Battle Royale?

I am here for giraffes performing rhythmic gymnastics.

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  • Avem888
  • Attack Helicopter Dating Simulator
  • Helping Hand
  • Anceder
  • Arena of Cube
  • Super Nosebleed Land
  • Werewolves: Haven Rising
  • RGBCELLS
  • Ghostman: The Council Calamity
  • Accurate Segmentation
  • BORIS the Mutant Bear with a Gun
  • War.io : Survival Battle Royale
  • What A Trash Game!
  • Heaven Will Be Mine

This is the best game name justification in quite a while.

I included this one just for the header image.

Well, that game name wasn’t lying.

Lycanthrope lives matter too?

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Wario WOULD make a battle royale game right now

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  • AegisM
  • Occupy White Walls
  • George VS Bonny PP Wars
  • Guilty Summer Kiss 2 - Bloody Secret
  • UBERMOSH:SANTICIDE
  • Boobserman
  • Project Xandata
  • Battle Of Worldviews
  • Noahmund
  • Flowers -Le volume sur ete-
  • Truth Of Falchion

Technically I think you could say that about any game as it never indicates that is in fact true.

Wait… does a touch of fiction mean that the rest is factual?

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  • Slave Story/Weapon Master
  • Whispered Secrets: Golden Silence
  • Space Hurricane Storm: 2 Edition
  • Ochkarik
  • Infinite Sunshine Dust
  • Granny’s Grantastic Granventure
  • Another world: Truck driver
  • conNEcT01
  • Deplau

I’m glad to see that somehow a follow-up to Another World snuck out without me noticing, I wonder what adventures those two have gotten themselves into this time.

Riveting.

This move to quote beta testers instead of reviewers is already producing fruit.

Your sales pitch needs a bit of work. Sorry about that.

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  • Happy Empire - The Marriage Voyage
  • Hooligan Vasja 2: Journey through time
  • Progetto Ustica
  • Nogalious
  • To Light: Ex Umbra
  • Russian world cup battlegrounds
  • The Z Axis: Continuum
  • Saint Slaughter X Days

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  • Surface: Return to Another World
  • Time De Tour
  • RivenTails: Defense
  • Hyper Simon X
  • Qybe
  • AXYOS
  • Uagi-Saba
  • En-thirer pp-slimes adventures
  • Necrobarista

Man, after years without another… Another World game we’ve gotten two new ones in the space of a week! I hope this adventure is a little more inspiring than the last one.

Umm… hey, I see a new Riven game up there as well! I can’t wait to revisist those islands and…

Huh, it really does lose something when rendered in full 3d.

Well, I’m sure a hyper version of Simon will be fun. I played that a lot as a kid and remembering the order of the colors was much trickier than one would think.

That’s it, I give up. I’m just gonna pick one of the new games. Let’s go with that pp-slimes one.

This was a productive day.

BTW the publisher for that not-Another World game puts up this exact kind of game multiple times a week and while they appear to be mechanically identical I have to admit to being a bit impressed by their pipeline.

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