Also I have no idea what happens to the regular stream of Steam new releases during the big summer sale, this might end up being a once every few days thing for the next couple weeks.
I always wanted to defend the light against the dark, unfortunately this has never come up in any other game, book, movie, comic, concept album, children’s tv show or fanfic before.
I mean, I think you technically can call slowdown/bullet time that. People are gonna get spicy over it though, all four of them who’ll stumble upon the game’s Steam page somehow.
I could have swore that 999 got a PC port ages ago.
Hmm, this must be a de-make or something.
I know, I promised I would cut down on making fun of game descriptions written by non-native spea… oh, evidence points to them being native english speakers. Shame about that.
Games sell the most in the first 2 weeks, right? Wanted to use this info for something so let’s see those numbers on a couple of these!
Vosaria: Lair of the Ancients - 36
How to be Best Russian Game Developer - 113
Shadow Council: The Puppeteers - 186
Vatnik Simulator - A Russian Patriot Game - 510
Recursive Dragon - 28
Carly and the Reaperman - Escape from the Underworld - 272
Colonumbers - 60
Anima: Gate of Memories - The Nameless Chronicles - 433
FastGo Running - 324
Squirrel Sphere - 34
Blueprint Word - 448
Adventure of a Digger
BattleStar Mazay - 893
MODERN ROAD-LIKE - 90
Gran Skrea Online - 1607
XXX Puzzle - 22284
Fairyland: Power Dice is basically an absurdly simple take on Trouble or Sorry. I don’t know how you make a virtual board game starring monsters and magic more basic than the one starring pegs, yet here we are. Also the teaser vid on the page is the game playing against itself for ten minutes. I still have so many questions.
Interesting, Hero-U has the school-time-slots-to-invest-in-skills core mechanic reminiscent of Tokimeki Memorial, and turn-based combat. It doesn’t seem at all like a straight retread of Quest for Glory like many of these comeback tour Kickstarters often end up. I might give it a spin
Tomato Way 2 worried me for a sec, as I had issues with a previous Tomato game on Steam called I believe Tomato Jones. It popped up on the new release list every other week as it claimed to have a new demo; the game didn’t have a demo. Instead the guy just uploaded a fake one then pulled it immediately repeatedly to get back on the new release list while claiming he ran into some technical difficulties. For some reason it bothered me enough to break my “no snitching” rule and send a report/complaint to Steam just so that I would be spared seeing that game ever again.
Anyways, I clicked on this Tomato game to make sure it wasn’t the same game and came across a mushroom guy with a Hitler 'stache. This feels like a good place to stop.
