Random game names (Part 1)

[a_new_duck]

@username

This DLC is a donation for the developer. It won`t add or change anything in a game.

That rules.

[Iacus]

Found this one yesterday.
I know nothing about this game, and the title is in chinese, but the description is this delightful engrish:

Year 0 of Ashy era, in the command of Lilith， the vanguard Simaxue headed the “Dusk Bell - the hell legion”(dusk bell), attacked the Millennium Parliament.Dusk bell finnally seized the Groan snowfield, Simaxue drew the “scythe of original sin” and triggered the “Original sin” storm.

[username]

• KIM and PROSTITUTE
• The Tower of Beatrice
• Suicide Guy: Sleepin’ Deeply
• Arevoatl seven coins
• Roarr! The Adventures of Rampage Rex
• Harmony of the bravest
• Sapper boom!
• AngeliaLost

KIM and PROSTITUTE - in this game you will have to play for one of the last dictators of our time, but you will not fight against the whole world and not against individual countries, but only against the army of prostitutes. Game has 5000 achievements and comes with minimum allowable price.

So yeah, another one of these but I mention it for another reason, because it is a part of a bundle…

Steam Store

Look at all those Steam achievements you could buy. I know what you are saying though, what if I could get all those exact same achievements… but for more money?

Steam Store

What a deal! I no longer understand economics at all! Here is a picture of a dinosaur to make my (and perhaps your) head hurt less.

EDIT: I had a screenshot for that first game up and then noticed that there is a swastika on the HUD, so took it down. This is on top of the possibly topless ladies flying planes with rainbow flags trailing behind and the falling bongs. Basically what I’m saying is that the new Steam guidelines aren’t gonna change much.

[Rudie]

For the 5,000th time do achievements do anything?

Like I try to play every game i can get cards from so that I make 14 cents and then have a chance of signing into steam and making 14 more cents randomly.

[username]

As far as I can tell the achievements do nothing. They work for showing you what percentage of people who own the game managed to accomplish something, that’s about it.

• Inca Marbles
• Free the Animation
• Scheming Through The Zombie Apocalypse: The Beginning
• Skinscape
• Fasaria World: Ancients of Moons

Free the Animation A) isn’t free and B) features a trailer that just show unanimated screenshots in a slideshow. Bravo.

Next week is a bit nuts, so in case this topic falls through the cracks and gets eaten by the axe let me just say au revoir to all these terrible game names.

[VastleCania]

I think, somewhere upstream, I posted a site that tracks how many achievements people have, so I think that’s the impetus for these “four hundred quadrillion achievements plus 3 trading cards” games.

[username]

Low content week go!

• Box: The Game
• Gnomes Garden Lost King
• Sliver-Sclicker

[username]

• FIRST TELEGRAM WAR
• Solitude - Escape of Head
• Trancelation
• Nefertari: Journey to Eternity
• Dawn of the Celestialpod
• การิน ปริศนาคดีอาถรรพ์ the game : ตอนพิธีเปลี่ยนชีพ

I just love “the game” apparently having no translation.

FIRST TELEGRAM WAR is a simple puzzle where you, in the role of Roskomnadzor, who are blocking Telegram. Your task is not to open the cage with Telegram.

Totally unique OC don’t steal.

[username]

• Underground Bone Marrow
• Hero Hunters - Jurassic Shooting Sniper
• !LABrpgUP!
• SPECKLE: Chill Puzzle Game

[Rudie]

After 30 minutes of playing your muscles become bigger

:0

[username]

• Higurashi When They Cry Hou - Ch.6 Tsumihoroboshi
• HYBRIS - Pulse of Ruin
• Brain 43 degrees Celsius
• The Bad Gravedigger

[Mikey]

@Rudie

After 30 minutes of playing your muscles become bigger

:0

It’s true, I played for many hours

[username]

• Teleportals. I swear it’s a nice game
• RECOG The First Wave
• Crying is not Enough
• Traffic Giant
• DORIFTO CHALLENGE
• Kick Them Out!!!
• UNHALLOWED: THE CABIN

The player has to face enemies, using weapons and other survival mechanisms. He has to solve various puzzles and make progress by slowly unfolding the story.

The use of bold in this description is bad.

[VastleCania]

[username]

• Squirrel Sphere
• Debit And Credit:A Walk Through Accounting Hell
• Blueprint Word
• Adventure of a Digger
• BattleStar Mazay
• MODERN ROAD-LIKE
• Gran Skrea Online
• XXX Puzzle

Today… is an adventure.

We start with that Debit and Credit game…

…which appears to be an actual educational game wrapped in an abstract walking sim shell.

Next we have Adventure of a Digger, which is Lode Runner.

I mean, it is really Lode Runner.

I mean, really

And finally we have the not safe for work XXX Puzzle, of which I saved a technically “clean” but still very NSFW screegrab from the trailer.

https://i.imgur.com/vP090xk.png

Fun fact: spoiler tags really mess with screen shots and I don’t know how to get around it >_>

[username]

• Anima: Gate of Memories - The Nameless Chronicles
• Sally’s Salon: Kiss & Make-Up
• SUPER BALL WRESTLE YES
• DEAD DOZEN Escape
• Meower’s Quest: Jasper’s Tale
• Baba Is You
• FastGo Running

So about that new Steam achievement rule…

…this can be highlighted in any of the affected games store pages, where basically until Steam figures out what is what with the game they are basically ghosted within their system. It seems silly to me, but not enough to actually care.

Anima The Nameless Chronicles is a third person action RPG that tells the story of a man without name, an immortal being cursed to walk the world until the end of time.
When a shadow of his past rises again in his path, he will be forced to take part in a conflict in which the very existence is in question.

Not the very existence!

Also Baba is You isn’t actually out and is just listed as coming soon. Pay attention to that game, it looks snazzy even if its name is dumb enough to belong on this list.

[boojiboy7]

@username

Anima The Nameless Chronicles

I was wondering if this was connected to the tabletop RPG game Anima and of course it is.

[Bee]

Niiiiiiice. That game has my favorite page in any RPG book which is titled in big letters HELL and is just a picture of someone riding a dinosaur in a nice landscape or something

Also I played the card game tie-in once and we destroyed the balance by allowing same-sex heroes to kiss each other, as it should be

[boojiboy7]

I’ve never played the RPG, but goddamn if that book isn’t pretty but also looks overcomplicated as hell.

But yes, I am all for smooches unbalancing gameplay.

[username]

• Shadow Council: The Puppeteers
• Vatnik Simulator - A Russian Patriot Game
• Drugs to Bee
• Recursive Dragon
• Ouch！War！
• Carly and the Reaperman - Escape from the Underworld
• Colonumbers
• Yakuza Kiss

Russia, an alternative reality, in 2288, Russia finally became the greatest superpower country with bracing, vatnik news and vodka. Tsar Vladimir Putenoid already ruled 228 years, he raised the country from knees and continues to improve the lives of Russians. For example, he lowers the price of vodka.

That’s all you can really ask of a leader.