Random game names (Part 1)

[username]

Well that settles that.

• Rheum
• Scalak
• Bathroom Chef
• Fhtagn! - Tales of the Creeping Madness
• Oneirogen
• CONCLUSE

Jump down the esophagus of a body plagued by viruses and big bad bosses in this reverse vertical scrolling shoot’em up! Collect eye crusties, upgrade your pupils, and clear the screen of bullets with your cornea crushing eye blasts!

Imagine I made a proper Life Force reference here.

[username]

• G-DINO’S JUNGLE ADVENTURE
• Epic drag puZOOls
• Asylamba: Influence
• EEP eisenbahn.exe 14
• LittleBigSoko

Soothing melody, nice landscapes, joy, when you beat your own record - everything in this funny game, which you can play with your friends in a lampshap.

I have no idea what a lampshap is.

The game has Full Screen and windowed mode. You can turn off the animation in the game menu. The game is designed for even the smallest players.

★ Exciting, fun and useful gameplay with excellent repeatability.
★ Brainwave puzzles - for those who know how to work head, not the spinal cord.
★ Hundreds of possible solutions for each puzzle
★ Many unique and beautiful levels

Hundreds of possible solutions for each puzzle sounds…

…yeah, I call shenanigans.

[a_new_duck]

I don’t know if I know how to work either head or the spinal cord.

[username]

• Intelligence: Anime girls
• My zero trip
• Valfaris
• Adventures Of Pipi 2 Save Hype
• Unforeseen Incidents
• COSMIC SNAKE 8473/3671

Oh joy, my least favorite type of puzzle only this time with anime lasses.

There, much better.

[Hojulas]

@username

Oh joy, my least favorite type of puzzle only this time with anime lasses.

Hell, there’s probably a site that lets you upload images to make them for free. There’s one for actual jigsaw puzzles.

[Rudie]

The trick to those puzzles is not hard.

[username]

• Dogurai
• No Prospects Company
• Circlecers
• Maybe Drinking. Russian Style
• The Duller
• Make It Rain: Love of Money
• Ants! Mission of the salvation
• Drizzlepath: Deja Vu
• Funk Unplugged

I am honestly torn over whether I love the name Ants! Mission of the Salvation or Drizzlepath: Deja Vu more.

Gameboy throwback style half dog, half samurai game is a niche that I feel has been underserved for far too long.

Drinking in public places is not easy. True skills come with a long experience. Only years of intensive training will help develop reflexes and skills not to be caught by a policeman. If you do not have enough experience in this difficult matter, we can offer you the game “Maybe Drinking. Russian Style”. Drink as much as you want … until you are caught. Choose a place for your liking. Maybe it will be a park, maybe a museum. Drink wherever you want, but preferably in the game. Alcohol harms your health (only if it is not drawn).

Russian educational games are better than ours.

[username]

• World of Tea
• Rise of Crustaceans
• Longest Monday: Unveiling
• Burgerwise the Clown
• Paradox of the Cryptomancers
• Dr. Frank’s Build a Boyfriend

When Burgerwise finds his home broken into, his friends murdered, weird monsters roaming the halls, and his BURGERS taken, he does what any sensible puppy-smashing clown would; he takes advantage of the situation to kill the rest of his roommates. And take their stuff!

I mean, that sounds bad but perhaps there is still a chance that…

Burgerwise the Clown is a mini metroidvania sidescroller.

…Nevermind, pass.

[Notymenow]

Bio Force Ape

[username]

• BlubBlub: Quest of the Blob
• Two Seventy US Election
• ORIX!
• Lordian: Karma
• Boo Boo Bananas
• The Sunset 2096

Boo Boo came from the desire to play Chu Chu Rocket style gameplay. However finding out it’s no longer 1999 the best way to do that was to bring it to the PC.

I don’t recall Chu Chu Rocket being so hard to make out.

[username]

• Bless Online
• Haimrik
• Cognizer
• Space Hurricane Storm
• Fitzzle Adorable Puppies
• Learn to Drive on Moto Wars
• Barbarroja

I believe I’ve alluded to this before but the Steam new release list is odd in that the same games can pop up on multiple different days, mostly because they will randomly list “coming soon” games but also because of the confusion early access provides. I mention this today because for a new release Bless Online has 2,542 user reviews already which… stands out compared to the collection of no and few user reviews I see almost every other time I check one of these games.

Also I never even heard of Bless Online but apparently it is a thing?

I thought this game looked swell.

[username]

• Milanoir
• NALOGI 2
• Adeptus Titanicus: Dominus
• The Amazing Adventures of Lady Fanny Featherstone
• Disdoored
• Don’t Pick On The Fat Kid
• Just, Bearly
• Beyond Minimalism
• Eggs 1942
• Squirrel Sphere
• Dubstep Abasralsa
• Lagoon Lounge : The Poisonous Fountain

I forget if I mentioned NALOGI before, but it is an oddity in that it is a Russian-made anime girl rpg.

bright satirical game in the genre of RPG. Anime girls can make a difference! Classic combat turn-based system as in JRPG. Opposition is suppressed. Glory to the great emperor! Long live the empire! The emperor became emperor after the election. PAY NALOG!

I can’t tell if it is critical of things in Russia or supportive of them, but it is a bit different than the typical russian fare. At the very least they do clearly have RPGMaker there.

https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/845630/extras/farm.jpg?t=1527754623(image larger than 19.5 MB)

I am tempted to play this farming game just because it is claymation.

A couple other random game screen shots:

[username]

• Die 4te Offenbarung
• Echoes of the Past: Wolf Healer Collector’s Edition
• Shiver: The Lily’s Requiem
• Nodge
• Project Nightmares Case 36: Henrietta Kedward
• The World of Labyrinths: Labyronia

I’m sorry, but The World of Labyrinths: Labronia might be my favorite one of these names in a good bit.

[Ymer]

dam

Key features:

Vignette story telling
Very realistic simulations of awkward situations
Interactive panic attacks
Laugh-y bits
Cry-y bits
pretty ok original photography

[username]

For what it is worth that game seems to have found at least a tiny bit of an audience, checking back it is up to 33 user reviews (96% positive) in less than a week. For the games I generally click on that is rather successful.

• Redemption Cemetery: Grave Testimony
• Sorcery Saga: Curse of the Great Curry God
• The Wilting Amaranth
• Achievement Lurker: You are going to have to work hard for these nuts
• lilGunBois
• Cereal Soup
• Turn up jeans
• Anamorphine
• Courtyard Broomball

Turn up jeans - This game is created to improve the skills of owning a mouse and keyboard. Speed is one of the main indicators in our world.

My keyboard owning skills are a bit rusty…

I like all thoe lil gun boys.

[username]

• Good Pizza, Great Pizza
• Sine Requie: Snake Eyes
• Blacksmith Simulator
• The Great Story of a Mighty Hero - Remastered
• Tower Defense > Red Rose Rising
• Shining Hotel: Lost in Nowhere
• Cat Burglar: A Tail of Purrsuit

Of course we are gonna look at Blacksmith Simulator (link provided in case the webm gets eaten by the site) as I think that is a forum requirement.

I am pretty sure this is 100% accurate.

[Father.Torque]

Ah yes, the famous Viking Lead Axes

[Ymer]

I am so very sorry

Valve Says It Will Now Allow 'Everything' On Steam, Unless It's Illegal Or...

[username]

Beyond an uptick in porn games (a perhaps sizable uptick) I don’t think this is really gonna change much. There are a lot of… questionable titles released daily already that I mainly don’t mention unless they are so over the top or hilarious seeming.

• The Unintended Consequences of Curiosity
• Tech Support: Error Unknown
• Mermaid Mission: Titanic
• Motorcycle, tricycle, ATV hill racing
• Trash Story: Gas Canister Donation for the developer
• Stoneshard: Prologue
• Baikonur Space

This DLC is a donation for the developer. It won`t add or change anything in a game.

Good ol’ Trash Story.

Good ol’ dolphin commanders.

[shrug]

I actually died