Random game names (Part 1)

[Rudie]

Femine products Mcgyver.

[Felix]

NASA Engineers Offered Sally Ride 100 Tampons for a 7 Day Space Mission

the idea of a spaceship whose every cabinet is just chock full of tampons has always cracked me up

[Hojulas]

When you put it like that I just imagine Captain Kirk opening a grain bay and getting showered in tampons.

[Felix]

if I ever got to produce a star trek knockoff rest assured I’d have a crew guy toss some tampons into the frame haphazardly every time they got hit by laser fire

[username]

• VentureVerse: Legend of Ulora
• Bronepoezd
• LOGAN vs KSI
• BOSSGARD
• Drymir Cave under Richmordnom
• Escape the Omnochronom!
• Cardiganical

In this game you’ll fight for one of your favorite vloggers. Both of them are at the top of YouTube. That’s why we’ve decided to give you an opportunity to fight for one of them in our game. And the judge of this fight will be the most popular youtuber at the moment.

More than the various sex games and games espousing terrible hateful viewpoints, this is why I wish Valve would curate things.

[username]

• Space Ripper Plastiline
• ZONE OF THE ENDERS THE 2nd RUNNER : M∀RS
• CyberRebeat -The Fifth Domain of Warfare-
• Uventa
• Draoi
• Subsideria
• Swords with spice
• Space Fox Kimi
• M.A.D. Cliff - All Quiet On The Bridge

Enter the world of hackers where Hiro and Misa must uncover the circumstances behind a mystery arson attack on a company that may be tied to the legendary hacker “Warlock”. What will they uncover in their pursuit of the truth? A visual novel that brings the world of hackers to life!

Swords with spice is a creative lights based art style action packed game that gives you the tools to unleash mayhem on really cool glassing looking dudes.

Today feels less than accurate.

[username]

• Ammo Pigs: Armed and Delicious
• Sparticles
• CRACKPOT DESPOT: TRUMP WARFARE
• Amethlion
• Adera
• SEXUAL PUZZLE
• Project GR-5LYR: Galactic Relocation
• Caffeine: Victoria’s Legacy

[username]

• PUTIN, TRUMP and XIN JINPING
• SPLASH BLAST PANIC
• A Sun Of Salt
• Touch Down Football Solitaire
• Me Smart Orc
• The Great Geometric Multiverse Tour
• WAR_WAR_WAR: Smiles vs Ghosts
• Gimel Dimension

The GGMT is proud to state that it includes over:

800 SPIKES
300 CRATES
150 BOTTLES

Good crate to spike ratio there.

[username]

• MOMO.EXE
• Toy Gun Office Simulator
• Henri’s Secret
• Mad Manuel
• Mercenary Leto

[username]

• Riddles of the Owls Kingdom
• Worbital
• Cyclones Playground
• Memetown USA
• The Corridor: On Behalf Of The Dead
• Zodicat
• The Asteroid Belt’s Trial
• Whacker Guy: Distance Hunter
• Seul (Alone): The entrée
• The Turdler
• Steven the Sperm
• Mister Mart
• Fly of Butterfly
• Jellyfish the Ghost

The humans believe that owls are harbingers of disaster. Help the owls prove them wrong!

Don’t be racist against owls.

I bet the pre-order bonuses are great.

Main characteristics
[The weakest hero in the history of platformer!]

Good selling point.

Skill is required to be great and must be learned!

The true Whacker Guy starts here.

Have you ever wanted to go back and re-live life as a toddler? Here is your chance to be The Turdler you always knew you could be in this crude VR title that throws you the reins of mass destruction.

Destroy each room with gusto as you hurl toys and other household goodies at your parents favorite knick-knacks and trinkets, watching them explode to your delight. If that’s not satisfactory, drop some dookies on the ground and fling them around like the naughty little rascal I know you can be.

People have some weird fetishes.

[a_new_duck]

I was genuinely basically sold on Jellyfish the Ghost from that screenshot but the video on its store page makes it look completely unplayable.

[a_new_duck]

@username

Is this from CRACKPOT DESPOT: TRUMP WARFARE or SEXUAL PUZZLE?

[username]

Why can’t it be both?

I think even Steam gets a fall/holiday rush as there has been a ton of new games the past couple days even by the usual flood standards.

• GUN GODZ
• MMMmmm… Cake!
• Supaplex GO!
• 1Dimensional Desperado
• Galactic Bulwark Strike
• Tranquility Base Mining Colony: The Moon - Explorer Version
• YOU - The Untold Stories
• Poverty is a Choice
• Haunted Showers
• What!? My Neighbors Are Demons!!?
• Keyhole Spy: Student Girls
• Voronium - Locust Sols
• Juliantli
• Food Bomber
• O2Jam x DancingParty
• VRITRA COMPLETE EDITION

This is a bold as hell “coming soon” steam page description.

GUN GODZ is a first person shooter about gun, gangster rap and the rich culture of Venus.

Aren’t most games?

I literally cannot parse this at all.

Whenever I see something like this as one of the preview screens for a game I consider it to be a red flag.

https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/904930/extras/skill.jpg?t=1533437684(image larger than 19.5 MB)

I get it, you are poor and that’s humiliating. Stop being poor, idiot.

Would you look at that. A letter containing the will of your now deceased Great Grand Uncle. How lucky! Did you even have a Great Grand Uncle? Who knows; but this offer is too great to pass up. In the will it states that you have to scrub yourself clean in a shower? Seems kinda strange.

Stop being poor and go take a shower or something.

[LWJoestar]

whoa, Supaplex… how long has it been?

[stavekoff]

oh shit i can buy gun godz

[Brooks]

username your sacrifice cannot be appreciated enough

[username]

I am merely doing what I was put onto this planet to do.

• Fei Duanmu VS Kobayashi
• Lifespan 5seconds
• Live Armor
• Hermodr
• Yemon
• Save President From Rebels
• Heathen - The sons of the law
• Beast Modon
• The Beat: A Glam Noir Game

Gotta love the classics.

You are only hope to save US president. Korean army has captured president into cage. Player controls airship and need destroy different enemies and save president.

Damn cages.

The Beat: A Glam Noir Game is a gay 3D investigative crime noir. Your role is to tangle with a homme fatal and find a killer. Each choice you make changes the rules of the game, so play it straight or play it gay, but play it smart - you only have seven days to save a life.

[VastleCania]

@username

• What!? My Neighbors Are Demons!!?
• Keyhole Spy: Student Girls

i’m four days behind but

the whiplash between excellent title and the worst title i’ve ever read has given me a severe injury

[username]

Oh no I missed a day of catching the Steam new releases just because I had to be selfish and go see dad for his birthday and now there is so much to sift through.

• PUGNite
• One Piu Day
• Thibalryn
• Key Of Impasse
• Need for Spirit: Drink & Drive Simulator
• Dude Cops
• Zettavolt Trigger
• Quirky Crystal RPG
• GIRAL
• 428: Shibuya Scramble
• Evolo.Evolution
• Fiber Twig 2
• Tiska Buska
• Lot’zAmonsters
• tiny & Tall: Gleipnir

A little ball in an ever-expanding labyrinth. A challenging, old school game with discoveries and bosses in an all new 8-bit themed world.

This sounds a bit like Within a Deep Forest, I wonder if it is in fact anything like…

…Oh, I see.

The store page has 4 screenshots up and 1 of them is of the loading screen, I’m pretty sure that’s a good omen.

[shrug]

This is a heroic thread.