only 25000 bicolor gemstones for 100 emet-selch portraits (ffxiv)

I’ve been trying to refine my TT Techniques, but it does feel like I’m just being led farther into the faerie grove by my magical thinking. When I started doing the open tournaments with randomized cards my WL was about 50/50. Now I try to employ strategy and I’m scoring like 25% wins 25% loss 50% draw.

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i was on the top ten board or whatever on faerie one time. i think i say this every time triple tried comes up in this thread though

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moved my alt over becuase cuba and jason are stuck there during congestion

and they already had a tiny mountain so i needed to name change

find me on goblin

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stands in balmung uldah for two seconds

literally like 30 seconds of the chat and they’re EVERYWHERE if you take five steps you’ll be privy to a completely different heterogenecy

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A friend of mine RPs on crystal and the stuff she shares with me from Balmung Quicksand are uh… If nothing else I’m at leastsurprised/glad there is still such a thing as unique server identities in this game.

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The first time I opened the party finder all I saw was pornography and I said, oh.

Y’all encountered Waluigi’s Onlyfans yet? He was stomping around in Limsa Lominsa once when I was passing through, but I didn’t think to get a screenshot.

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Gabe newell: healslut

excuse me HEAL MINION

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how very parental

LIVE LETTER WAS LIVE LAST NIGHT AT 3AM i posted everything they said in the discord if you were sleeping because of course i wasnt

the MOST IMPORTANT NEWS is five more glam plates and they’re planning to DOUBLE glam dresser size by 6.2 AND you can apply glam plates at any sancutary that gives rested xp

other cool stuff is a myspace profile page and items you’ve already obtained having a CHECK MARK ON THEM on the marketboard. no more wondering what the fuck a "megalotragus’ is and whether you have it yet

theres worldwide maitenance march 7th which im praying will be the end of faerie congestion so we can all play together i hate splitting my time between two characters and i HATE not being rich as fuck on another datacenter

oh yeah and hte patch name is very cute and silly. before they revealed it yoshi p said a lot of people were gonna be like 'REALLY???" and i guess i get what he was saying

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I am so excited for built-in outfit try-on

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CONGESTION IS FUCKING OVER OH MY FUCKING GOD

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IF YOU TRY TO TRANSFER AND ITS LIKE ‘NO THE WORLD IS FULL BITCH’ JUST CHECK THE WORLD STATUS PAGE!!! OH GOD THEY’RE ALL OPEN RIGHT NOW IF ONLY PEPLE WERE UP

oops caps

so anyway refresh that page until it opens up if its not immediately available when you try

it should be fine any time but peak hours

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Moved successfully!

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To the storied home of the selectbutts, and the gayest most gorgeous house ever to feature a slime carpet, they came.

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literally vibrating with excitement

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Gonna do a Preserving Worlds episode about this game, so I’ve been playing it. I just got through the tutorial quests as an arcanist. It’s pretty fun so far! My name on there is Toomin Ferreira, hit me up! I’m on Faerie.

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theres a new patch so im FUCKING BACK

the new alliance raid is amazing and has so many fun EVERYONES GONNA DIE AND LAUGH ABOUT IT MECHANICS (and one very easy mechanic for griefers to ruin so we had to votekick someone for wiping the party three times on purpose. it didnt ruin the experience that much because the new alliance raid song fuckin slaps?

she says rainbow the same way the fucking reading rainbow song does)

there is a VERY IMPORTANT mechanic in the new alliance raid though and it is

huge pookia

pepsis

huge pook died so i lied down with them

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oh its important for everyone to know that i love bullying short ass teeny graha imagine huge pook flicking him away thats our dynamic

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