only 25000 bicolor gemstones for 100 emet-selch portraits (ffxiv)

Brendt, Brennan, and Bremondt!


for awhile there they had the honor of taking the WoL into each new expansion, but I think Endwalker broke the chain.

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i was worried that taking a break about ffxiv would make my knowledge a little more accurate but im glad to see i still know nothing :smiley:

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im just gonna act like i meant to say that. like im talking like some bitch from the first

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Shadowbringers (5.0) is a pretty good game.

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I picked this up again and I miss MSQ duty finder where I can turn my brain off and spam holy

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I’m nearing the end of Shadowbringers and I’m totally hooked on this story. I just got to the part where you kill Vauthry and absorb too much light so the Exarch appears, reveals his true identity, and tries to pull that light out of you before you become a monster… But then he’s shot down by Emet-Selch, who stands over you and taunts you with this horrible description of what’s about to happen to you, delivered in that wry tone of his. Man, those NHK voters were right, he’s so much cooler than Sephiroth. Very worried about my Warrior of Light right now.

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just you wait until like an hour from now. maybe more i forget what the grind is like

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Come on. No one is ever really worried about the Warrior of Light.

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YES EMET IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND PERFECTEST

‘Japan voted emet selch best villian over sephiroth’ has been upgraded

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Alternatively:
“Wakka was going to be voted most popular Final Fantasy character because of a parody song about how much he enjoyed having sex with Tidus, but Emet Selch still beat him.”

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oh shit you weren’t joking

HES PERFECT

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I’m sorry but I never understood the love for Haurchefant. Just the blandest character I’ve ever seen. Yeah, sure, he let you into Ishgard and gave you a hot chocolate… But otherwise as far as I can remember his entire existence was sitting in a chair at a wooden table in a cold wooden room and greeting you awkwardly before sending you out into the snow to do some lame bullshit. When he died tragically I was just like “oh good, I don’t have to talk to him any more.”

I have seen the youtube video about his original Japanese dialogue, that was pretty funny. They should have kept him a lech in the English version, at least then he’d have a character trait.

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he was the first ishgardian to be nice to the WoL, and to go out on a limb for you, and he just stayed nice. I actually like that he didn’t have a crush on the warrior of light cuz it was cool to have someone believe in my character THAT HARD without trying to fuck. that game is thirsty enough, sometimes a cup of hot chocolate is just a cup of hot chocolate

he’s no emet that’s for sure

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does he not jump up on the table in english I played realm reborn with japanese audio and I remember him doing that

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ITS BECAUSE OF THE SONG ABOUT HIM FUCKING TIDUS LAIN WASNT JOKING!!!

didn’t I say something horrible about jizz in a wakka voice on this site I can’t remember I bet it was funny and relevant now

i just searched posts by me containing the word jizz and oops sorry everyone i have a problem

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Graha Tia at 7? Who likes that self-insert lameass

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I love him he is incredibly adorable and cute and I want to hug him

…and even if I didn’t how the hell is he self insert? You literally play your self insert. You are the self insert. The game is literally about how cool your OC that you inserted into this fantasy world is and how many imaginary and real friends you have because of how cool you are.