News VI: Fires of Rumorcon

The real question: will you stop at a wall and draw the graffiti with the stick or will it be automatic as you skate by the wall?

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a robot did it

excited for Sega to find out for a third (fourth?) time that only 5 people care about JSR

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Split the difference and just release the OST. More people would listen than play

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So what does this look like, I wonder. Just a facelift? Meaningful gameplay changes? Plot adjustments?

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they’ll find a way to somehow make it more homophobic

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p3 gets remade without FeMC

p4 gets remade with a cameo from abigail shrier

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oh you just know we are cutting female protag and doubling down on the inappropriate relationship with your teacher storyline

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It’s a real shame that jet set radio never embraced the grim dark aesthetic of the 00s to make the worst game ever made, shadow the hedgehog was a mere hectare of the fields of glory we could have had with that.

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imagine the folks behind mario and sonic at the olympic games in the mode of need for speed most wanted (2005) and tony hawk’s american wasteland (2005)

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isn’t this what sonic forces is, basically?

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sonic forces has weird unearned constructivist graphic design but shadow is 2005 as hell

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They made that, it was Marc Ecko’s Getting Up

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much to think about

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My brain gears jammed such that I can never not think of Alter Echo and vice versa whenever these games are mentioned.

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idk if you mean this literally, but the video of it is in this thread.

looks like it’d be using the P5 engine, so i imagine that means a total rebuild

I saw the clip I guess I meant “looks like” in a broader sense

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I just want a straightforward PC port of JSRF… no major changes. I will never get this.

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fwiw, I’ve heard good things about the cxbx emulator running JSRF well for years now, but I haven’t tried it

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Yeah worked great on my 10 year old laptop!

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