News VI: Fires of Rumorcon

how the fuck that man die at 60 he looked like he was 35 god damn it

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Coooolllll

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Excited to download this and play a lap.

Edit: because I bought it on ps3 like 10 years ago.

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This is different from the previous rumours as its ONLY 95% likely to be fake.

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i will not give them clicks i will not give them clicks i will not give them clicks

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I will not believe anything F-Zero related is real until it is in my hands

I will not accept anyone touching GX that isn’t Sega

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Thought about it a bit and the remaster has to be real so they can reveal a $500 falcon amiibo only available at super nintendo world to unlock the AX tracks.

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god I love a good pixelated isometric city with mechs in it

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So here is a game page that went up on Steam today for a game named Escape the Matrix, including the picture of Laurence Fishburne from said movie as its cover image.

I clicked on it to see that the game looks nothing like the Matrix but instead like a decent looking precision platformer. The thing is… it struck me as a rather familiar looking one, the name of an old Random Game Name game popped into my head and…

Huh, same images, same vid (with the dev info snipped off the front) even the same store description except with the word ā€œroguelikeā€ added in a few times (the game isn’t one). So I flagged it and let the original dev know, that was my good deed of the day.

Now while I’d love to just leave it as ā€œhey I remembered a random game from over 5 years ago down to the actual name, how impressive/sadā€ I actually played the demo for it back then as an old online friend of mine always used the username Ersatz so it’s not quite as impressive of a pull, but if you ever wondered how good Valve is at sorting this stuff out the answer is not very.

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ā€œWhoa.ā€

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So Steam ripoff game update: the store page is still up even after I and the dev of the original game both flagged it, but I did get permanently banned from said game’s community discussion page for ā€œspamā€ due to pointing out that it was the exact same game as the one it stole; the system works~

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Oh yeah, they deleted my post as well but I figured that’d go without saying :stuck_out_tongue:

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Jealous that I also have to file state income taxes smdh

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Counter’s Strike

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wow this looks so exciting

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