News Thread 64 - Max Headline

Let me know if you need an RPGmaker head to help engineer this project.

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are there any indie/RPG Maker/whatever games themed around being a comedian who has to tell jokes and perform physical comedy in battles? Seems fertile ground, especially if you don’t bother to actually write out the jokes.

all I know about conversation battles in RPGs (or games at all) is a vague notion of the combat system in Love Quest (SFC) and a bewildered viewing of the Papyrus date scene in Undertale via 3:00 AM public-access television

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Off the top of my head the closest I can recall is the upcoming Clam Man 2, which has a free prologue thing available:

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wasn’t there a screenshot from Barkley 2 featuring Stonewall “Booty Daimyo”

Sounds like a Zelensky simulator

maybe?

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I’m sure this isn’t quite what you’re looking for, but Mr Bones has a pretty fun stand-up comedy level. One of the few fun stages in the game HEY OOOHHH

Do the swordfights in Monkey Island count as conversation battles?

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i’ll make (probably not great!) music for it.

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holy shit this guy sucks

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bosses certainly do value creatures that ‘know their place,’ so it checks out

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oh good, I wonder if this one looks to be any better than the last few entries –


…oh

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Bloopus Team is like an absolute nightmare pick to be working on a SH game.

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Hilarious

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I like the idea of maxing “ethnicity” but putting 0 points in “culture”

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excited for the age of projects graded at conception through cross-correlation with TV Tropes

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finally…a big dial that says racism

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i wanna see my stats :frowning:

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this is all absurd and i can’t stop thinking about the ‘culture’ index in particular

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