News & Gossip VII: For Blood and Headlines

apparently there is some netflix show based on ubisoft properties and rayman is a washed up hasbeen or something? and there is a scene where he eats food off a cow girls ass?

here is a scene from it where rayman says fuck

https://twitter.com/Dummylack/status/1715038467871187383

this show looks bad

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Also besides the art thing World of Horror justā€¦isnā€™t very good for what its worth. Did they ever patch out your character involuntarily reaching into every hole they find and getting bit by a spider

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WHAT THE FUCK

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im not gonna read that im just gonna guess was rayman on bojack horseman

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That is definitely not what I expected when I read ā€œcowgirlā€

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i said COW GIRL not cowgirl.

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It took me a second to figure out what other kind of cowgirl there is, which is causing me to do some real reflection right now.

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that is exactly what i expected when i read ā€œcow girlā€. what ubisoft game is she from??

that show is the first thing Jade and Peyj from beyond good and evil have been in since the decade+ old original trailers for BGE2 lol. despite the apparent presence of furries peyj appears to be significantly less pigman. shameful

i have a soft spot for that game and rayman so i regrettably might have to irony-watch some of it

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I checked the forums for the game today as was curious what the influx of negative reviews at release was for (they were all because the chinese release date was a delayed a day on very short notice) and thereā€™s several topics about why the new art is so bad and replacing what was previously much better.

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after reading this thread, i mentioned the existence of this show to my husband and he INSTANTLY began watching it. he is taking delight in how horrible this is and how much pain its existence causes me. what have I done

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probably should page @Sleazy about this, seems relevant to their interests

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Should have updated last night but he was unable to watch it even to the nude cow section. He bounced off it instantly. Itā€™s so bad

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even to the nude cow section

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if this was somehow Gex instead of Rayman I feel like you would all really like this show

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rayman is just how the french do gex

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In ā€œnot sure this will be good but it is at least an interesting ideaā€ news, a new early access samurai game where they refuse to let you use a gamepad or mouse to play, instead mapping your sword swipes to the number pad with sword movement being determined by what numbers you press in sequence.


Iā€™d be shocked if the final games ends up being much, but tip of the hat for trying something newish.

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Something very old-ish actually! This is one of the input schemes in the forgotten game Die by the Sword

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Itā€™s not a good game, but Die by the Sword was a wild experiment in control schemes, and there is likely a few good reasons why no one really tries to replicate their input methods. They also had a mode where you controlled your sword arm with your mouse, which I believe exanima had taken on as their own input mechanic

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die by the sword inspired many vr sword fighting games i choose to believe. people love that floppy arm bullshit

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