men play FPS games because they tend to blow their load as soon as they see someone amirite
itâs true, everything was 3d, and you had to just force it to operate in 2d. Made me appreciate the guys who made their Castlevania clone in the quake 3 engine, since it was pretty much the same deal.
this makes me think hiranoâs been playing cod
You gotta hand it to Gen Urobuchi for working on whatever the heck he wants. After a Taiwanese puppet show, now itâs an action platformer about a Porco Rosso-style rabbit
IS THIS WHY THE EVIL DEAD GAME JUST GOT THE PLUG PULLED ON IT!?
Evil Dead was Saber, who is Embracer, who didnât get several billion dollars of Saudi investment money
Iâm still mad about how Ash being in MK11 fell through at what had to be the very last minute (not only are there a mess of unused voice lines, but they straight up tease him in one of the trailers).
Maybe it was the rights mess between the original films, Army of Darkness and the TV show, maybe Bruce didnât want to be mutilated 100 different ways. Who knows.
quick breakdown for those too lazy to read (me)
i just gotta vent that when i started watching that witchfart trailer and it set up a postapocalypse war between witches and catholics i went âhell yeahâ and then two seconds later when it says your protagonist is a witchhunter for the vatican i went âohh PISS OFFâ fuck figure the dev is a gamergate loser. i dont know why my autocorrect just changed âgo figureâ to âfuck figureâ but im leaving it
Iâm joining the war on Witches on the side of the Witches
they dont even use Dragula in the trailer, what are they even doing
I dunno, doesnât sound much like him
Bruce Campbell has actually said that he doesnât want to be in other games as Ash cuz why canât evil dead have its own game thatâs good!! Which is why he was really excited for the one that came out recently. Oops.
still freaking out that last night joe sparks told me that robert de niro bought the film rights to total distortion and he wanted bruce campbell to be the lead and tribeca still has the fuckin rights to it they could just spring a total distortion movie on me out of nowhere
also that he was gonna make a dracula cd rom for francis ford coppola
the future that could have beenâŚ
NEWS THREAD CUZ THIS IS ALL NEWS TO ME
no, more than ever, i need a fuckin switch
(they shouldâve given this a vita port, just for old timesâ sake)