News & Gossip VII: For Blood and Headlines

men play FPS games because they tend to blow their load as soon as they see someone amirite

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youtube videos (originally) over ten years old

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it’s true, everything was 3d, and you had to just force it to operate in 2d. Made me appreciate the guys who made their Castlevania clone in the quake 3 engine, since it was pretty much the same deal.

this makes me think hirano’s been playing cod

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You gotta hand it to Gen Urobuchi for working on whatever the heck he wants. After a Taiwanese puppet show, now it’s an action platformer about a Porco Rosso-style rabbit

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IS THIS WHY THE EVIL DEAD GAME JUST GOT THE PLUG PULLED ON IT!?

Evil Dead was Saber, who is Embracer, who didn’t get several billion dollars of Saudi investment money

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I’m still mad about how Ash being in MK11 fell through at what had to be the very last minute (not only are there a mess of unused voice lines, but they straight up tease him in one of the trailers).

Maybe it was the rights mess between the original films, Army of Darkness and the TV show, maybe Bruce didn’t want to be mutilated 100 different ways. Who knows.

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quick breakdown for those too lazy to read (me)

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i just gotta vent that when i started watching that witchfart trailer and it set up a postapocalypse war between witches and catholics i went “hell yeah” and then two seconds later when it says your protagonist is a witchhunter for the vatican i went “ohh PISS OFF” fuck figure the dev is a gamergate loser. i dont know why my autocorrect just changed “go figure” to “fuck figure” but im leaving it

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I’m joining the war on Witches on the side of the Witches

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they dont even use Dragula in the trailer, what are they even doing

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I dunno, doesn’t sound much like him

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Bruce Campbell has actually said that he doesn’t want to be in other games as Ash cuz why can’t evil dead have its own game that’s good!! Which is why he was really excited for the one that came out recently. Oops.

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still freaking out that last night joe sparks told me that robert de niro bought the film rights to total distortion and he wanted bruce campbell to be the lead and tribeca still has the fuckin rights to it they could just spring a total distortion movie on me out of nowhere

also that he was gonna make a dracula cd rom for francis ford coppola

the future that could have been…

NEWS THREAD CUZ THIS IS ALL NEWS TO ME

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no, more than ever, i need a fuckin switch

(they should’ve given this a vita port, just for old times’ sake)

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