News & Gossip VII: For Blood and Headlines

yoshi’s island is mum-coded imo

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also everyone in here talking about immersive sims should play ctrl alt ego. it incidentally features mums, too. and there are some mechanics that feel mum-like.

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speaking from experience, mums do not drop their kids crying and shrieking on the ground/forget to strap in their seat belt while they try to pick up coins in tricky situations/perform the perfect parallel park while mentally tracking the 5 second rule for “is this technically neglect”

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Leisure suit Larry is a search action game, he’s searching for… some action

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100000%

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Where were you all when this banger dropped:

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this was just a roster update for 2022

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can’t believe someone would try to own us with llm slurry
for shame!

They’ve been trying to do vengeance mom in dtv movies for a while now, and folks,

The_Mother_poster

it ain’t pretty

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kate was not a vengeance mom movie it’s way stupider than that unfortunately. shout out the scene where they got one of japans most famous actors to talk about how westerners making weeb slop in a movie that’s nothing but netflix weeb slop, bet your paycheck cleared real nice pal

however i laughed really hard reading a review of that jennifer lopez movie that said “Great for fans of J. Lo and Ghost Recon Wildlands”

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she also gets irradiated but doesnt get fucking sick from it AT ALL. her hair doesnt even fuckin fall out! in the man who stole the sun he was maybe a bit too pretty but EVEN HE GOT FUCKING REAL SICK

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she’s also dying for what’s visibly CC Lemon because she has a weird fixation on it the entire movie, it’s the only thing she’ll drink, but they call it some fake fucking brand name that’s stupid instead when she finally gets it

i get it

It totally is. She finds an adoptive daughter and finds peace in her own death securing a future for the girl and all that. Or something. There’s a girl she adopts is the point.

Birds of Prey was the same, actually. They’ve been trying to make this stick for a while.

is that what was happening in that movie

Is Serial Mom a vengeance mom movie?

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i don’t want to watch a vengeance mom movie unless it’s a. vietnamese and b. veronica ngo is in it

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its not cool just cuz a woman does it, i never get that

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was that one good…

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i liked it well enough, the action is pretty good and you’d probably like the parts that look like a zack snyder movie. the main villain is a vietnamese stuntwoman who had never been in a movie before because her day job is being a fishmonger which i thought was really sick. the other movie that veronica ngo is in that owns is the rebel, which is about vietnamese peasants doing flying missile dropkicks on colonialists and general donnie yen type shit

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