News at XI: Pro Evolution Gossip

sometimes i wish people were more comfortable with ambivalence

6 Likes

Seems like Paprium has been figured out for the Mega Everdrive Pro (with a little bit of work). too tired now, but will give it a spin tomorrow

https://x.com/krikzz/status/1947442118680842496

edit: ok well i tried anyway, but i failed. feel like i followed the instructions pretty well, but i guess i’ll have to wait for some kind soul to arrange these files properly

edit 2: apparently the secret instruction is to change .bin to .md and yeah, it works. will play it in earnest tomorrow

5 Likes

This is the best and perhaps only chance we all have of preventing GTA 6 from taking over the world next year. This is it. This is the game.

6 Likes

6 Likes

Oh boy, is this in the same series as Clive Barker’s Undying?

1 Like

No, Clive Barker’s Jericho

2 Likes

Something wild about this is that someone is still manufacturing 8GB SD cards.

I snagged a used mirrorless camera recently that tops out with 16gb cards to I’m all for this

7 Likes

i used a camera on the cruise that used floppy disks for memory cards

10 Likes

The baller move with those is to treat them like a Polaroid camera and hand someone the floppy after you shoot their pictures on it

10 Likes

I was thinking: “how could someone get their photo off of a floppy nowadays” and then immediately remembered this LGR video:

15 Likes

Yes, it is indeed the entirety of those tags that is now search-excluded.

EDIT: Official Statement

23 Likes

Oh look, it’s because of the TERF evangelicals, shocking.

11 Likes

i’d love to say stuff about this but i’m way too fuckin mad to have a coherent thought at the moment other than everyone involved in this situation can die in hell

8 Likes

also real fucking funny how only hours before this announcement was made the one writer reporting on all of this suddenly got a wave of harassment sent her way while other game journalists were throwing her under the bus and diminishing her work by pointing out how little she was getting paid for it

i’m sure there’s no correlation there

12 Likes

congrats to all the virtual women no longer being trafficked through the itchio servers. our placement agency has found them new work at the Meta platform content moderation farms, where their job is sorting through 20,000 videos of apes being disemboweled in search of moments that are “react worthy” for 2c/hr

i like the formulation Women And Girls that all these creepy ngos use. it makes me think of some schrodingerian wave/particle entity which is simultaneously a small child and an adult, and so permanently cancels any distinctions we might situationally apply between “small child” and “adult”. do Women And Girls get to go to a bar, or participate in anything but the most supervised-playdate versions of public life, competition, art? i guess what’s left is “homeschooling”.

28 Likes

i don’t remember clearly but i don’t think this one even breaks any particular credit card rules on adult content but it is about transgirls living together and supporting each other and having difficult feelings. still, if i forgot something, it doesn’t matter

it was one of my favourite vn’s from last year

still have the files and so do many others but it really does demonstrate that is important to make local copies of queer media. i mean, i paid for this i’m pretty sure and it’s removed from the service so i can no longer access it through itch. no guarantee steam won’t do that too.

10 Likes

Meanwhile the strip club still takes Visa and MasterCard.

5 Likes

Yeah somehow the Waypoint article neglected to explicitly mention that Steam had added a new rule explicitly handing censorship powers to Payment Processors, making me think Steam had basically acted on a whim. It was more important to argue that it’s physically impossible for lolislop to exist on Steam I suppose.

Gross.

more thoughts on itch stuff, hidden 4 length

i think itchio is a twitter era site, from back when it was a positive to have a stripped down page with minimal “community features” (newsground badges and what have you) that you could just link to from a socmed profile. guest checkout, fast payment, no fuss no muss. the expectation has been that finding and talking about a game happens somewhere else, and this maybe needs to be reconsidered now that every social site is doing its best to stop people ever leaving a curated feed.

itch was also built around access to payment processors. i remember this being relatively unusual by the standards of freeware-focused game hosting sites at the time. and i think many people, myself included, are guilty of the indiscriminately peppy charge :clap: for :clap: your :clap: work rhetoric that was in vogue at that time. the advantage of charging for your work is you get money (sometimes, extremely unpredictably); a disadvantage is that your work ends up built around the extremely narrow sufferances of a credit card company; and i think another disadvantage is that many of the people you have most in common with will never play your stuff, because everyone’s broke. the people who most need to charge money for their games are also people who don’t have a lot of money to spend on other people’s games. i do think it’s kind of led to people being alienated from their own peers a bit - to a landscape where students, broke people, people excluded from the official economy end up all trying to hock games to the same nonexistent middle class consumer, while having their own time and shared terrain eaten up by f2p, fortnite, roblox, gacha and anything else without that upfront cost.

and i know, i know, “how many peers can i exchange for a cup of coffee”. the answer is none; it’s not an economic relationship. it MIGHT, fitfully, unreliably, overlap with the economic: mutual aid, knowing someone with a spare room or a gig. this stuff is halfassed and indirect, but the indirectness also means it’s a little less exposed to a storefront’s ability to wipe your entire body of work with a single policy change. it also seems to me that the precondition to collectively working out something less fitful is trying to build these networks with each other, rather than everyone being in the one relationship of tenant-to-storefront.

the wonderful power of friendship doesn’t replace money, and i don’t actually want to discourage anyone from charging for their work. but i do feel like it’s increasingly important to be specific in the ways we engage with the official economy, and to wind back the kind of indiscriminate blurring of personal, artistic, financial that was the twitter-era mode, the idea that you should expose as much of your life as possible to payment mechanisms to maximise the chance that you might get the golden ticket. every part of your work that touches a storefront is one that storefront can fuck up. i think it’s good to start thinking about spaces-without-markets that could interface with spaces-with-markets in limited and deniable ways, so that we at least retain SOME infrastructure when the latter inevitably go under; i think it’s good to distinguish work-for-peers from work-for-a-consumer-audience and give both their place. a peer can potentially be a friend, a storefront will only ever be a fitfully inattentive enemy.

48 Likes