News at XI: Pro Evolution Gossip

man, would a little bit of screen shake kill them?

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It’s interesting the description cites Cronenberg, Kafka, and William Blake, when looking at it I keep thinking of Hellraiser and it’s flesh puzzles.

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i like the trailer bgm

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im aware of the dev/game because of him being a really good dance music producer. his visual art has never quite connected with me before, so im glad this isn’t in the same line as that stuff.

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Originally AAA meant that the financial backing was rated at being AAA, so going from that to a B is funny, to me specifically.

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As far as I know, the “AAA” credit-rating jargon was never used in its literal meaning in the game industry (very few publishers have a rating higher than BBB, let alone that high). It seems rather to have originated as a metaphor in investor pitches to hyperbolically imply (without quite saying anything fraudulent) that a proposed videogame was absolutely guaranteed to pay them back. But yeah.

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it rocks that ea is letting themselves get corporate raided by jared kushner and the saudis because they think they can beat 20 billion dollars of inherited debt. have fun when your new buddies in private equity strip everything of value out of the walls and it catches up with you!

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problem is there are never any losers among the decision makers in a PE buyout, which is why it keeps happening. the PE firm dumps the debt on the company and resells after cashing out all the assets, and the management/investors of the firm being raided get to cash out their stake in the sale. the employees lose. the nebulous ‘consumer’ loses. like everything that creates ‘wealth’ in america post 2008, it generates no value. it’s a tool to transfer numbers from the material world to the financial world

hopefully some of the IP that EA has systematically hoovered up and destroyed over the last 30 years can be loosened from their grip, at least. I would say that anyone theoretically working on any of those names will be shuttered, but outside of the husks of bioware and maxis that already happened anyway. the properties will probably just be slurped up by faceless holding companies

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Mirrors Edge 3 from Embracer and THQ Nordic.

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trailer looks a little better than the phrase “legacy of shadow” sounds

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You wrote this to wound me

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Praying that Piko Interactive nabs the rights to the early Madden football games but not the rights to use John Madden’s likeness or the NFL logo.

I need another Joe Hoops situation in my life so, so bad.

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tbh it looks exactly like the execrable THI4F (fuck offffff) and that does not inspire confidence

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Five days baby and Mortal Kombat? that’s the most toxic and horrible story I ever read.

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It rocks actually

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