News at XI: Pro Evolution Gossip

Holy crap.

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https://x.com/Nintendo/status/1945433161124688335

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look I’m sure this is a fine choice

but Hunter Schafe is Zelda

she is her

society can’t handle the idea and reject the perfect choice on ideological grounds

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someone needs to step in and cast her in a zelda-in-all-but-name movie that releases the same day and overshadows the official one

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The Asylum presents The Legend of Triangle Girl: Swordboy’s Adventure…

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I think it’s simply that they wanted to cast actual teens for the roles

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enforcing an italian law from 1941 is literally fascism, right?

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It has been about 50 posts, I can no longer resist typing “sticky plz”.

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https://www.sega.com/news/sonic-racing-crossworlds-nintendo-switch-2-faq

Q: Will the game be included on the cartridge or is it a download key?
A: The physical version will feature the full base game on a 64GB cartridge.

Hopefully this means they’ve learned from the game key card backlash.

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a clearly bad thing has happened that is bound to get worse

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Going by 30 minutes with a build, Mixtape is another in an endless line of “triple-i” memorabilia exercises that dress old tech in autumnal colours, a work of craft and style but minimal bite, with no guiding emotion or agenda beyond a cloudy yearning for the good old days. Rockford’s careerism brings some useful cynicism to all this: put baldly, it’s a reminder that the past is a work of editing and that you can sell it to make your fortune.

honestly everything i’ve seen about this game is baffling to me in terms of who it is for

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playable job application is a selling point? I’m so confused

70s/80s bands as Roxy Music, Lush, and The Smashing Pumpkins - “the soundtrack of a generation”,

oh okay

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I cannot wait to play this, been a drought of this sort of thing lately, the rare video game that makes me feel totally in the flesh for all the wrong reasons, God bless those Artful Escape devs, they are so special

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lol at lush and smashing pumpkins being “70s/80s music” I think the person who wrote that article got hit in the head with a brick recently

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i feel like corgan could absolutely be hoodwinked into doing a vidcon soundtrack

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the article is not at all positive about the game or its marketing claims

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It’s good that it’s pinned now, but also the old thread has to be unpinned.

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