Maybe you won’t have to eat a piece of fruit every 5 minutes to avoid starving to death or whatever.
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I’m sure there’s a lot of Nintendo fans chompin’ at the bit to play the critically-acclaimed third chapter (of seven?) of the Shenmue saga on their Switch 2s.
Finally, the Switch 2 has its very own Mass Effect 3 Special Edition.
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reminds me of nuclear throne (which is good!)
I can’t wait to complete my collection of Unreal Asset Fire Extinquishers that I can’t do anything.
Or my set of CHAIRS. Capsule toyss are great.
Hold on I need to gamble and fish for days just get enough money for a scroll and 5000 Black Garlic to stay alive.
They patched out the one money exploit so that you had to max gamble literally 45 times to get (1) Sukajan. Which I guess is fine it isn’t like the game has themes or ideas or wants to convey anything that isn’t We Made Shenmue 3.
Rod Names.
I’ll stop. I have to stop. I could and have gone on forever about this stupid game.
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Helpful Purchase Alerts???
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Cancellation!
I desire the chaos
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ANNOUNCEMENT at gamescom, CANCELLATION two days later
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ANNOUNCEMENT join Microsoft and work with OpenAI.
“The New Engine will give us…”
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i mean it’s more entertaining than hollow knight ever was at this point
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It took about three decades but someone finally made a metroidvania interesting.
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Sorry guys. I’m the reason Hollow Knight: Silksong took so long to make. I snuck into Team Cherry’s offices and installed a virus on their computers that would excute random Git commands at random intervals.
They actually only spent 6 months working on the game. The rest of the time was just Git troubleshooting. I didn’t expect it to work so well. I’m sorry. Please forgive me. It won’t happen again.
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Gamescom announcement glut incoming
Starting with Bubsy…
Bubsy 4D
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Looks like the audience is booing anything Xbox, including Black Ops 7
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tell me if there’s anything Nikki at gamescom
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Silksong is out this year. It looks ok, basically the same as Hollow Knight did in [checks wikipedia] 2017
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