Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

It’ll be interesting to see how (if it all) this game is differentiated from Hitman Go but so far entries in this series have been quality so I’m optimistic

I would like to officially coin the phrase “Hyperlikes” for all games that take a page from Hyper Light Drifter.

This one said “GO FASTER!”

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Haha that’s egregious

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Oh hey I backed that game. Would be nice if they showed these updates to backers.

This is turning out so bizarrely

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Does anyone really want a Conan-themed Rust? Does anyone really want Rust?

I’m a piece of vile trash who wants conan themed anything

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All these survival games are like Eve - the actual mechanics of the game aren’t good, but the games do generate a lot of amazing player stories somehow.

Sounds good on paper, looks pretty sparse atm. Big world with minecraft building and meat men sword fighting and destructible stuff; I think it’s interesting to watch how these ARK-alikes are intruding into the MMORPG dream with actual games even if they are of varying quality.

I saw a woman get cut in half and I’m too squeamish for that kinda stuff anymore. Geeze

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when will we have a true conan immersive sim that scales from conan the thief to conan the king?

could you imagine how great of a game that would be if they did it right
like an open ended Witcher 3 where you reflectively build a legend narrated by an older conan, eventually settling into abandoning foot-based travel in favor of ruling your various championed prospects and then eventually all of hyboria whoah

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From your lips to Krom’s ear

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Woah wait so Zero time Dilemma went from maybe never coming out to out in a few weeks?

And getting a PC version, even

EA streamed their rehearsal.

It’s just like my Japanese animes.

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oh SHIT do I get to fight alien dragons in my mech because this is the closest to another Lost Planet I’ll ever get.

What if The Iron Giant was a mecha anime??

I’d really like this to be good