Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

God amazing that sounds like a made-up internet fiction NES game. the Famicom era ruled, didn’t it.

like, MOTHER which had a straight-up arranged soundtrack w/ vocals accompanying it.
You get that sorta thing nowadays, i suppose, but the disparity between the “real”, fleshed out version of the music and the chiptune reality is so much larger in the old titles.

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It was a crazy wild frontier, I tell you what. There are a few eras in games that have a unique, experimental nature to them (e.g., early PS1 era), but Famicom is hard to beat.

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it’s such a shame because the ending scene of Terranigma is the culmination of all of Quintet – their ability to wrap a geologic perspective to mysticism into something personally felt. Legitimately the only time I’ve cried with a game.

[your character’s soul, the Ur-Hero, has broken its cycle and can dissipate]

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blue skies forever. then sunset.

Looking at how this works, they’re using a Miyazaki-esque flying dream (personal freedom, power) to express buddhist, humanist themes: acceptance of death, love for humanity in the abstract. Transforming the conceptual into emotionally impactful (the same could be said of all art)

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wow.

AAAARRGH!!!

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Shinobi is cool and all, especially the PS2 games, but I am expecting a generic ninja movie with the Sega license attached because someone thought it was still relevant.

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Works for me. If they put the right daddies on this one it could be a cool and weird action movie.

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A Shinobi movie makes more sense than, say, I don’t know, an officially licensed novella based on Road Avenger

You know, the laserdisc game from the 80s

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As long as they do that scarf justice, I’ll watch it on Netflix

Sega knows what they’re doing with Shinobi movies.


I’m not worried.

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50 bucks on them casting a white guy

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well, his name is Joe so its no wonder they get confused

don’t toy with my heart, fucker

EDIT for Japanese dadrock:

I thought people knew this was a thing:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUS120881+13-Jan-2009+MW20090113

Blame the rights holder and author for not delivering, not me

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Somebody said, “You know what? It’s time for another SimAnt.”

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I’m diggin’ how into it the narrator is.

Clearest memory of SimAnt is the somewhat unsettling ant lion/spider death animations.

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