Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

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Yeaaah I hope they push things a bit more towards Ray Harryhausen but I am loving the intentionally kitschy/artificial aesthetic

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Woooah memoryzone

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Oh hey, it even includes the first dungeon’s door glitch!

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I can still see her butt Blizzard

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I’ve heard a lot of very compelling arguments recently that we are entitled to see her butt

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wii u emulation is in pretty good shape

oh, they just shipped a recompiler last week, that’s why. I was wondering how this escaped my notice!

just tested and it seems to work in wine too with no noticeable penalties because it’s native OpenGL, that’s nice. Audio emulation is shot at the moment and I’ve only tested Mario, but: Way to go, Nintendo, your love of crap hardware has resulted in yet another of your platforms being emulated while it’s still receiving new releases. not quite as bad as the gba which famously suffered from this like six months after release, but still.

decryption of roms isn’t nearly as onerous as with 3DS emulation, but I suspect that has to do with this being closed source – there’s probably some questionably-gotten code in here.

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We all know that won’t happen.

… because, of course, Kratos is a metaphor for the impact of monotheism on the pagan religions in the first place.

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If Kratos meets The Buddah on the road, he will kill him (through a QTE)

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whoopsy-daisy

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Just redraw her model so she doesn’t have the most prominent asscrack in the world criminy it’s not that hard.

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Hey, if it’s good enough for Snake in MGS2, it’s good enough for her.

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It kills me that video game women consistently have less plausible anatomy than the cheesecake they’re copied from.

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New galaxy oddity thread

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some serious upscaling artifacts on that butt

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Hey gurl, you got some serious upscaling artifacts on that butt hollaaaaa~~~

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I can’t help but imagine this shot as a stupid conversation with Guildenstern making snide remarks about Ashley’s exposed cheeks, with Ashley responding that at least he’s not the one wearing a dress.

And I’m not sure if ballgown armor and baggy shortschaps are all that weird when you’ve also got stuff like Rosencrantz’s armored BDSM outfit, or Sydney going shirtless with an asscape.

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god I love vagrant story

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I can’t see her butt because I SIGNED UP FOR THE BETA. I WAITED A YEAR, I BOUGHT THE GAME AND I STILL CAN"T PLAY IT.

ARRRRRRRRGH.

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blizzard shut down the most popular vanilla wow private server, because if they won’t offer their own legacy servers then no one can!

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It’s okay

We’re almost there

Stay strong friend

Amuse yourself with all of the non-Overwatch hero shooter moblats like Paladins or Battleborn or Paragon in the meantime

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