Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

I can’t see her butt because I SIGNED UP FOR THE BETA. I WAITED A YEAR, I BOUGHT THE GAME AND I STILL CAN"T PLAY IT.

ARRRRRRRRGH.

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blizzard shut down the most popular vanilla wow private server, because if they won’t offer their own legacy servers then no one can!

It’s okay

We’re almost there

Stay strong friend

Amuse yourself with all of the non-Overwatch hero shooter moblats like Paladins or Battleborn or Paragon in the meantime

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It’s almost worse that a buddy of mine got into a stress test so I got to play it for like 5 hours ;_;

It’s so good D:

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so that’s what my friends are complaining about

but when is someone gonna make a new gex from this thing

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What’s stopping you?

http://www.geek.com/games/republican-congressman-spends-1302-of-campaign-funds-on-steam-1651576/

I’d hang with this congressman

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What did Fear Effect play like anyway? All I know about it is lesbians.

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I just feel like pointing out that every game mentioned in this post has a character who is an archer and a character who is shorter than normal and drives a mech

Meanwhile, future GOTY coming through

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It was basically Resident Evil with more cutscenes and ghosts sometimes.

I don’t see the appeal. It looks so stiff and janky. :frowning:

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Oh jesus, that looks horrific.

And lesbians. Can’t forget that.

If it’s an RE clone, what would a 2016 sequel even look like? A thirps, or something weirder?

Didn’t a Fear Effect game have a character getting eaten out by a cockroach or am I thinking of Galaxy of Terror

…don’t look at me like that

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Neptunia vs SEGA Hard Girls is coming west to Vita.

Only reason I’m bringing it up though is because in the European version Dreamcast-tan will be recoloured blue

Where’s the Cool Kids SEGA thread?

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what the fuck is this bullshit censorship

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I got into the battleborn beta… it was horrible.

edit: reminding me of that made me depressed. So I ate an entire chocolate bar. It was so bad I have to eat my feelings.