Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

I am glad theydid not show this to backers first.

Edit: as in I had to find out there was actual footage from twitter.

Actually watching the trailer god I would scream the whole time if it was that janky.

Isn’t jank a part of the Shenmue brand though?

Nah extreme over-ambition and absurd directorial control in 2000 is the Shenmue brand.

Almost every bad decision of Shenmue 1-2 breaks down to Yu Suzuki wanted it that way.

In short Project X Zone 2 is the most display of emotion Ryo has ever shown.

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Hey, don’t discount his Sanic Kart appearances.

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Jank despite (or because of) the absurd control is part of the brand.

Like being from fucking mars re: media things is part of the Rudie brand!!!

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<3

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it’s not his fault that all play-testers in QA got hung up on getting the super hang-on highscore, is it?

(…wait, did part 2 actually have super hang-on?)

It’s too much to hope for Algernon Blackwood’s Ancient Sorceries via Akif Pirincci I guess

:drudgesiren:

:drudgesiren:

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I don’t know if I’m actually going to play it again after buying it and never really playing it on 360, but what the hell.







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(yeah i realize this game is 6 years old, i just thought that was funny)

seeing those stilted dreamcast era faces in unreal engine lighting is bizarre.

i have no forklift in this race but i can’t see reponse to this game being kind.

Response to the game was already unkind. For other, actual game reasons.

Also Brink was idtech 4 aka the Doom 3 engine. But with mega-textures!

It’s me

I’m the person here who likes Brink

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Shadow Warrior is free on steam until Wednesday.

i’m downloading brink based on the police lights btw

Brink is theoretically rad and I didn’t get to play it that much but from what I got it was too easy to spawn camp.

you say that like it’s a bad thing