Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

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fuck a Dead Cells, now here’s a goddamn castlevania

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King Tut, Ramses, and Cleopatra team up to take down the scheming Charlton Heston

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don’t ruin my dreams of lavish mediocrity

actually phrased like that I suppose Ubisoft is making the Cleopatra’s of the game industry

In my experience you can get drunk with rednecks and call out their awfulness and they look like kids who got their hands caught in the cookie jar, it’s all a front. sometimes. Rich kids though, are irredeemable stone sociopaths who think they’re ayn rands gift to the world. Something tells me they won’t be putting out a far cry set in a gated community of doctor’s kids though they’re the ones doing more overall harm

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All right all right. Still, you can’t deny that shooting it out with oathkeeper militia hardons would be a good time.

“doctor’s kids” is a weird choice for the group you’re trying to describe

like, sure, this guy’s kids are probably pieces of shit:

but I think it’s possible they’re ruining the curve




hey, it’s ubisoft. Can you be sure about that? …


srsly tho, man, cannot wait for Blood Dragon take on 'cry5!

Just give me this game, finally:
hoverboard-racing across the ruins of ancient civilization trials fusion tracks in 2017, ten years after Blood Dragon, and you have to fight Biff Tannen x Sgt. Rex Powercolt in a Belt’em Up Hover-Brawler to 1980ies synth-rock.

And please put a defalt cameo


in there as well kthxbye Ubi!





hmmm … actually, I cannot remember that being in watchdogz2, must have missed this :wink:

yes and it’s only just after a lifetime of calladooties

I have been vindicated:

number fucking 6, baby

MAG felt like a cheap game in every aspect but I couldn’t stop playing it for some reason. I loved that game even though I only played Medic for the entirety of its lifecycle. I will never forget the magic healing gas. Team Orange for life.

I think the only thing that kind of feels similar is Planetside 2 but the battles in that aren’t nearly as focused since it’s an open world MMO.

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Traditional roguelike! Developed by friends! Check it out!

edit: why is this erroring. here’s a link: http://store.steampowered.com/app/561740/MidBoss/

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It doesn’t tend to like game titles in Steam URLs for some reason.

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oh, thanks. I did not know this. Thanks, Discourse?

Rime is out tomorrow!

Sounds like it was worth the wait too.

MONHUN XX ON SWITCH


HELL YES HELL YES HELL YES

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yeah i am so hype

i’m really making y’all play with me this time

god i hope the online situation is functional

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Well fuck, guess I will buy a switch. God I hope it just has easy voice communication.

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