Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

re: the above tactics video

yeah it’s april fool’s. that’s not new ff14 content either; the Alexander plotline is over and done, it was the big thing in Heavensward and that’s wrapped up basically

but, really, taunting me with the possibility of a new matsuno-style srpg

that’s why aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I don’t care about builds

I level up and give ppl weapons

But…that means real Bayonetta on Steam in a bit, right? That would be a cold as hell tease otherwise

…which I just now realize is maybe the joke.

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Eh, might as well start posting here by noting that one of the achievement icons has this promising link hidden in it.

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Are you trying to make me more excited

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they’ve got about a month to beat Wii U emulation to the punch since there are still lighting bugs in Bayo in Cemu…

people took apart the code and the countdown is until 4/11

also Cemu is about Zelda now

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there’s a livestream of arika’s fake/real EX game going on right now

news i can use.

There’s a game called 88 heroes out on PS4.

I wonder whether

  • they didn’t know
  • they knew and didn’t care
  • they knew and are assholes

(It is just referential retro shit, don’t bother googling it)

Sleeper release of the year right here y’all

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Still waiting for Ten Billion Cats

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i really like the ui of the psp luct remake though

i’ll probably buy the ff12 remaster just for the audio and see if i can make it beyond the first few hours of IZJS i guess

they say they’re rebalancing it, but they also said in interviews all the existing features in izjs besides autosave were “new” so i’m skeptical.


http://www.brashgames.co.uk/2017/04/08/pac-man-256-review/

Brash Games review 2/10

Pac-Man 256:. Actually, it’s about ethics in gaming journalism

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i want to throw up every time i hear/read “x amount of”

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