Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

When I picked up the Sega Ages Wonderboy PS2 collection disc Dragon’s Trap was the biggest revelation on the thing. Glad to see it get another chance to find an audience.

Survoxel Horror! That pun doesn’t really work.

This looks like it’s kinda sleazy and exploitational, but most horror games are those things as it is.

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I kinda can’t stop laughing that the game’s protagonist has the same hair as the lead programmer though

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Haha I was just about to post this before scrolling to the next post and seeing this.

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not sure how they thought they were subverting that

Bars in Tokyo sound lame imo

I thought that was john cusack

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but don’t you see??? now new dontay is FINALLY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

now that he does a pound of heroin a day and looks like a punk rock fluffer

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I WILL DEFINITELY SAY that Donte is a lot more fuckable than Dante

I love that he got so tired of people making fun of it that he shaved his head.

Maybe don’t make yourself the protag and spedn all your time talking about how cool you think he is.

Also don’t put your personal Twitter account in the ending sequence of the game.

But those are the only ones where real Dante is accepted, according to him.

Lol those bars don’t exist

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s peak for you’reself… …

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There’s a playable demo of the Pathologic remake up on Steam.


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what does soulja boy have to say about this

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not again

This probably serves a small group of people here, but if you want to try Mass Effect out and you have a PC or Xbone, it’ll have a 10 hour trial through EA’s $5/mo. subscription service starting on 3/16. We’re going to just pay for one $5 month because it’s more convenient than Redbox.

Also, controller support on PC this time!