Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

ps2 game?!?!

(also it says that you liked rez a lot)
(i did too)
(which was better, having a trance vibrator or being able to connect the console to a VGA monitor?)

(oh they never released the Dreamcast version in North America)

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Using the Trance Vibrator for erotic purposes is a hard mode proposition.

I could never get it in my ass

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quitter

:waynestare:

It is almost identical to getting sexual pleasure with a restaurant table buzzer. Whenever there is the half comment about lol trans vibrator I’m certain they’ve never seen the thing.

Is it time for the dudes and trans-girls of SB to podcast about sex in video games?

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:lovepig: :lovepig: :lovepig:

I was trying not to bite down and did not consider the staging of that photo particularly well so it looks like I have no teeth, like some kind of geriatric rez-er

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Yeah, I am pretty sure I still have mine sitting around somewhere. Sadly the 360 port did not support it. Infinite better, dammit.

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There has to be bluetooth game controller vibrators in 2016.

This is not really that momentous, but I can pretend it is anyway

Well there’s also a neat looking Stars Wars thing coming where you battle Tie Fighters in an X-Wing.

And the new Battlezone looks cool I guess.

Oh and there’s Eve: Valkyrie maybe that’s something?

I don’t know most of what’s available for VR, game-wise, doesn’t sound really compelling yeah.

But Taco Bell is giving away PSVRs! I thought about trying a quesoritto thing if it meant I might get a free PSVR. Then I thought about trying to game it online with the free code thing GAF was talking about. I probably won’t do either.

send it to me and I will bite down on it with actual no teeth

just real actual gum-on-rezator

and/or fit it in my ass

either way we all win!

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I guess one of these days when I go to T-bell I might as well get a quesorito

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It has the same tast as a beefy nacho griller and the griller is a dollar cheaper.

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<3 THE BRANDS

I want more video game features to be made available by drinking.