Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

King of Posters
#2484

I was trying not to bite down and did not consider the staging of that photo particularly well so it looks like I have no teeth, like some kind of geriatric rez-er

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#2485

Yeah, I am pretty sure I still have mine sitting around somewhere. Sadly the 360 port did not support it. Infinite better, dammit.

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#2486

There has to be bluetooth game controller vibrators in 2016.

#2487

This is not really that momentous, but I can pretend it is anyway

#2488

Well there’s also a neat looking Stars Wars thing coming where you battle Tie Fighters in an X-Wing.

And the new Battlezone looks cool I guess.

Oh and there’s Eve: Valkyrie maybe that’s something?

I don’t know most of what’s available for VR, game-wise, doesn’t sound really compelling yeah.

But Taco Bell is giving away PSVRs! I thought about trying a quesoritto thing if it meant I might get a free PSVR. Then I thought about trying to game it online with the free code thing GAF was talking about. I probably won’t do either.

#2489

send it to me and I will bite down on it with actual no teeth

just real actual gum-on-rezator

and/or fit it in my ass

either way we all win!

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#2490

I guess one of these days when I go to T-bell I might as well get a quesorito

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#2491

It has the same tast as a beefy nacho griller and the griller is a dollar cheaper.

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#2492
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#2493
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#2495

<3 THE BRANDS

#2496

I want more video game features to be made available by drinking.

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#2500

i can tell i’m going to be hearing about this for the next month

#2501

Stop the ride I want to get off

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#2502

I kind of like this concept even if the game itself seems fairly humdrum

I’m even more excited about this, though

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#2503
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